Ben Folds - Mister peepers

God^F bless the bureaucrat and th^Bbe lawyer,^F too They^Dm're public punching bags. But^Bb someone’s gotta do it

^Gm It's not so se^Fxy, the proce^Cdure or the ^Dmtruth I say Go^Fd bless the bureau^Ccrat an^Bbd the lawyer, too ^F

The^Bb House Intelli^Fgence Co^Cmmittee p^Files on The^Dmy'd love to kn^Cow what Rosenste^Bbin has on the boss ^Gm But it’s just for ^Fcameras, yeah, ^Eit's just a ^Dmshow of force ^{C F}Y'all know he can't ^Ccomply, But tha^Bbt's the point, of c^Fourse

So they cal^Dml him Miste^Fr Peepers As the^C thugs all smash his gl^Amasses Going f^Dmull Lord of the ^FFlies Burning this i^Csland down to a^Ashes Wh^Dmat's the rule of la^Fw if we can't agr^Cee on what a fac^Amt is? There ain't not^Dmhing here to s^Fee, folks, move alo^Cng, move along

T^Fhank God for facts They’re stubborn th^Bbings ind^Feed

^Dm But little cowboys will try cas^Ces on ^BbTV ^GmIt doesn’t mak^Fe it so, ^CBecause you make be^Dmlieve ^C You ^Fcan't lose in c^Court and ap^Fpeal on Ha^Bbnnity ^F

^F The distinguished wre^Cstle^Fr from Ohio, ^Dm He’s free to lie, he's not the one^C who's under o^Bbath ^Gm The law don't suit^F the boss This De^Cputy must^Dm go ^F We got him in the lo^Ccker room,^F boys ^BbStart the sh^Fow

So they ca^Dmll him Mister P^Feepers Send some th^Cugs to smash his gl^Amasses If he’s go^Dmne and peeped the w^Frong thing Then they'll b^Curn his name to a^Ashes ^DmWhat's the rule of l^Faw If we can't est^Cablish what a f^Amact is? There ain't n^Dmothing here to ^Fsee, folks, m^Cove along, ah move along

^Gm They say it dies in the dark^Dm Right no^Cw, they're trying to ki^Gmll it in broad daylight Can flas^Bbhlights really fight b^Dmombs? We'll s^Cee Right n^Bbow

^F You boys are Christians, right? What would J^Bbesus d^Fo? ^Dm Would he bury crimes and car^Cry water like^Bb a stooge? ^Gm Or smear a fa^Fmily man in ca^Cse he tell^Dms the truth ^F About the^C boss? Yeah, wha^Ft would J^Bbesus do? ^F

Would he ^Dmcall him Mister P^Feepers? Send some t^Chugs to smash his g^Amlasses? The ins^Dmtitution's st^Fanding tall Though we tr^Cied our best to tra^Ash it Ar^Dmen't we all the ke^Fepers Of this frag^Cile young Rep^Amublic? And w^Dmhen all those Mi^Fster Peepers people fall^C… Lord help us al^Dml ^{C F C F}