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Tuning: E A D G B E
Into: F D G C C C C [x3] C D - Post-Intro Bass notes: AAEAAAAA [Verse 1]
AChoose from any number of mGagazines Who do you wAant to be? Billy Idol or KGool Moe Dee?
[Chorus 1]
If you're afFraid they might disDcover Your rGedneck Cpast There are a hFundred ways to Dcover your rGedneck pCast They'll Cnever sDend you E/Bhome
[Verse 2]
ARoots The funny limbs that grow uGnderground That keep you from fAallin' down Don't you think that you nGeed 'em now?
[Chorus 2]
Just find a Fplace where no one Dknows of Your rGedneck Cpast Yeah, you can Feasily diDspose of your rGedneck pCast You'll Cshow them aDll back E/Bhome
[Bridge]
Amaj7Desole Je suis AGmaj9merican Please cook my Amaj7steak again Je suis AGmaj9merican C/FDesole Je ne parle Amaj7pas francais

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lled] Yo! Yeah? Yo! Break em off! Break em off!) [Verse 3] ALaws- vary from sGtate to state Getcha some bAooks on tape To learn about hGoles in space
[Chorus 3]
If you're Fafraid they might uDncover Your rGedneck Cass There are a Fhundred ways to Dcover your rGedneck Cpast Ohohoh, Foh oh Doh oh Gohohoh oChhh It's Cgood to Dbe back hE/Bome