Verse 1:

^Cmaj7I know a girl who ^Gm7thinks of ghosts ^Cmaj7She'll make you breakfast, ^Gm7she'll make you toast Fmaj9 Fm9add6 Em7 A7b6 But she don't use butter, she don't use cheese ^Dm7She don't use jelly ^Fm/Abor any of these

Chorus 1: Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . . F . . . Fm . . . She uses Va - ss - e - line Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . . F . . . Fm . . . Va - ss - e – line Link: [Em7 – A9 – Dm7 – G9 - Em7 – A9 – Dm7 – F – Fm9add6] Verse 2:

^Cmaj7I know a guy who ^Gm7goes to shows ^Cmaj7When he's at home and ^Gm7he blows his nose Fmaj9 Fm9add6 Em7 A7b6 He don't use tissues or his sleeve ^Dm7He don't use napkins ^Fm/Abor any of these

Chorus 2: Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . . F . . . Fm . . . He uses ma - ga - zines Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . . F . . . Fm . . . Ma - ga - zines, Link: [Em7 – A9 – Dm7 – G9 - Em7 – A9 – Dm7 – F – Fm9add6] Verse 3:

^Cmaj7I know a girl who ^Gm7reminds me of Cher ^Cmaj7She's always changing the ^Gm7color of her hair Fmaj9 Fm9add6 Em7 A7b6 She don't use nothing you buy at the store ^Bbmaj9She likes her hair to ^Bm7be real ^D/Eorange

Chorus 3: Amaj7 . . . Em7 . . . D . . . Dm . . . She uses ta - n – ger-ines Amaj7 . . . Em7 . . . D . . . Dm . . . Ta - n – ger – ines Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . . F . . . Fm . . . Ta - n – ger - ines Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . . F . . . Fm . . . Ta - n – ger – ines Outro: Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . .

Ben Folds Five - She dont use jelly