Ben Folds Five - Battle of who could care less

^GDo you not ^Fhear me any ^Ebmore? ^{F/Eb Eb}I know it's ^Fnot your thing to ^Dbcare, you know it's ^Ebcool to be so ^Gbored, sucks me ^Fin when you're ^Ebaloof,^{F/Eb Eb}it sucks me ^Fin, it sucks, it ^Dbworks, guess it's ^Ebcool to be alon^Fe

(Will you) ^Cm7ne - ^Bbver ^Frest, ^Cm7Fight the battle of ^Bbwho could care less ^{F Cm7}Every ^Bbday you ^Fwake up ^Eblate, ^CSometimes I wish I ^Gwas, that way.

^GAnd you think ^FRockford Files is ^Ebcool, ^{F/Eb Eb}but there ^Fare some things, that ^Dbyou would change, if ^Ebit were up to ^Gyou, So think ^Fabout your ^Ebmasterpiece, ^{F/Eb Eb}Watch the ^FRockford Files, and ^Dbcall to see if ^EbPaul could score some weed. ^F

Do you ^Cm7ne - ^Bbver ^Frest, ^Cm7Fight the battle of ^Bbwho could care less ^{F Cm7}Un - ^Bbearned un^Fhappines^Ebs ^CWell that's alright ^GI guess

^F/Eb(Hang ^Ebon last chord) ^F/G(Hang^G on last chord)

^CI've ^Dgot ^Gthis great ^Cidea, ^CWhy don't we ^Dpitch it to the ^GFranklin fucking ^Cmint? ^CFine pewter ^Dportraits of, ^GGeneral ^CApathy and M^Bb/Ebajor Boredom singing, ^Gwhatever ^Fand ever ^Ebamen.

^EbOh ^Fwell, maybe ^Dbnot, ^Eb I'll try ^Gagain, Well this should ^Fcheer you up for ^Ebsure, ^{F/Eb Eb}See I've ^Fgot your old ^DbID, and you're all ^Ebdressed up like The ^FCure.

You ^Cm7ne - ^Bbver ^Frest, ^Cm7Fight the ^Bbbattle of who could care ^Fless, ^Cm7Un - ^Bbearned un^Fhappines^Ebs ^CYou're my hero I con^Gfess.