Tuning:

"Bad Idea" by Ben Folds Five Only one officially released version of this - a demo featured on Naked Baby Photos and The Best Imitation of Myself: A Retrospective. INTRO: Piano players - Slam the keys a few times over Ab-C-F-Gb-Ab-Bb Guitar players - The closest possible chord I can notate is F#2b5/Ab. G Bb Eb G G Bb Eb G

^GPull over the car, ^Bbpull over the car ^EbI think I see some ^Gsweet squirrel rim ^GPull over the car, ^Bbpull over the car ^EbI think I feel like ^Ggettin down on ya

^GI don't wanna, ^BbI don't wanna ^EbI don't wanna, ^AbI don't wanna ^Dsus4 ^GYou make me feel, ^Bbmake me feel ^EbMake me feel ^Abretarded ^Dsus4

G Bb Eb G G Bb Eb G

^GI can't leave it alone, ^Bbjerk off on the phone ^EbI want you to come on ^Gover ^GPretty bad idea, ^Bbpretty bad idea ^EbReally, really bad ^Gidea

^GI don't wanna, ^BbI don't wanna ^EbI don't wanna, ^AbI don't wanna ^Dsus4 ^GYou make me feel, ^Bbmake me feel ^EbMake me feel ^Abretarded ^Dsus4 Dsus4 A/C# C C C/B Bb (slam)/A Retard - ed, you make me feel so

(Repeat intro) G Bb Eb G G Bb Eb G

^GNa, na na na, na na ^Bbna, na na na na ^EbNa, na na na, na na ^Gna, na na na na ^GNa, na na na, na na ^Bbna, na na na na ^EbNa, na na na, na na ^Gna, na na na na

^GWhen I stood you up I ^Bbthought that you'd give up ^EbNow I realize you're ^Gjust like a dog

(Repeat intro)

Ben Folds Five - Bad idea