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Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake) Artist: Ben Folds Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason) B capella *** I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake B capella *** She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage B capella *** Bro, I'm so ashamed Cmaj7 D I never heard such shit in all my life Cmaj7 D Em B I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
BBut you blew my hopes sky-high Em The bitch went nuts G Started talking 'bout politics DIn front of all my bosses BulEmlshit from the internet Em The bitch went nuts I'll never Gbe a partner at this rate DNot with Jane fucking Fonda EmJr. as my date Cmaj7 G6 Cmaj7 Oh no! Cmaj7Oh Dno, Cmaj7no! G6 Cmaj7 Cmaj7Oh! G6
(Solo over Em) B capella *** (Trill over Em) It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her B capella *** (Trill over Em) When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer Cmaj7 D She called us bigots with her fist in the air Cmaj7 D Em B And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
BNow they think that I'm a fucking asshole Em The bitch went nuts Started Gtalking about vegetables D To the wives of my coworkers Yeah, Emcruelty to animals Em G She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter D Em But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter Cmaj7 G6 Cmaj7 Oh no! Cmaj7Oh Dno, Cmaj7no! G6 Cmaj7 Cmaj7Oh, G6no nCmaj7o! D Cmaj7Oh, no G6no!
Em D Em Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M. G6 D Instead of telling your conspiracy theories Em To all my bosses B And all my friends? Em The bitch went nuts (Nuts!) G Started putting down the Christians
And aDll about what the white man EmDid to the Indians Em G How could I know that she never done blow before? She sDhouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!" Em Then she puked on Franklin's floor (Solo on Em/G/D/Em chords) Oh no!
Cmaj7 G6 Cmaj7 Oh no!
Cmaj7Oh Dno, Cmaj7no! G6 Cmaj7 Cmaj7Oh, G6no nCmaj7o! D Cmaj7Oh, no G6no!