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[Intro]
Everybody knows that the Bible is full of wisdom.G The Good Book is great!C But 3000 Dyears of disputes and debates have shown that it was written in such a way that it inherently requires intensive, rigorous and constant in-ter-pre-tationG. Did you know that when the Bible was given it was delivered Calong with an oral tradition which at the Dtime was expressively forbidden to be written Gdown? DNow the Greason why, I submit, must be is that it was to Cprevent undue rigidity. You see, the DBible is a D7living work that needs to DbrGeathe Din order to stay alive. Now I Ghope my approach won't be seen as hand-fisted, and we Call know that words get distorted and twisted. But it is Dmy D7contention that some of the best bits were not written dGown.
[Verse]
GAlways have a little bit of salt with your tequila, Cdon't smoke your stash if you're gonna be a dealer, D7try to drink at least eight cups of Dwater every Gday,D Galways keep your hockey stick on the ice, Cif you want to cut once you better measure twice, D7there's no such thing as a Dlunch that's really Gfree.B7
EmAn eye for an eye means fair conversation Amit doesn't mean take up bombs with another nation, D7anything written down can be twisted Gapart,B7 Emdon't be ashamed to talk about your mental health, Amtry to love your neighbour like you love yourself, D7that one's in there, but it always Ggets B7forgotten.
[Chorus]
CTruth doesn't live in a Gbook, Dyou find it in the little Emsurprises. CThe good book is only a Glense to focus the Dview. CJustice for Gall is Dcomposed of the ugliest Emcompromises. CYou can't only look at the Glense, you got to look B7through.
There's no such thing as a virgin conception, every good rule has a node there for exceptions, don't surround yourself with friends who only agree, don't count your eggs before they're chickens, ask for consent before you put your dick in, ain't nothing wrong with homosexuality. Don't get caught with your pants around your ankle, if something something anything consistent needs a lot of regulation, never draw a picture of the prophet Mohammad unless you're a cartoonist and you really, really wanna illustrate cultural insensitivity. Chorus X3
CYou've got to live in the Gworld to D7get to the Gtruth.