Ben Caplan - Minimum intervals

^CmThe minimum intervals from conjugal duties as prescribed in the Talmud are as follows: [Verse] For ^Cmmen of independent means every day is what she needs ^AbLabourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak ^BbDonkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven ^EbSailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer ^{Cm Ab}According to the ^Ebold tradition, ^Bba jewish husband ^Ebis forbidden ^AbTo go too long ^Ebwithout spending t^Bmime on nether region tending ^Cm

For ^Cmmen of independent means every day is what she needs ^AbLabourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak ^BbDonkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven ^EbSailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer ^CmHer pleasure is your obligation, if she gives the invitation ^AbHas the right of course to say she’s not quite in the mood to play ^BbConsent is de rigeur, you’ve always got to check with her ^EbThe point is human beings as such need a little loving touch

For ^Cmmen of independent means every day is what she needs ^AbLabourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak ^BbDonkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven ^EbSailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer ^{Cm Ab}According to the ^Ebold tradition, ^Bba jewish husband ^Ebis forbidden ^AbTo go too long ^Ebwithout spending t^Bmime on nether region tending ^Cm

For ^Cmmen of independent means every day is what she needs ^AbLabourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak ^BbDonkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven ^EbSailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer ^CmHer pleasure is your obligation, if she gives the invitation ^AbHas the right of course to say she’s not quite in the mood to play ^BbConsent is de rigeur, you’ve always got to check with her ^EbThe point is human beings as such need a little loving touch