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AI was surGprised, I wasD happy for a Gday in 1A975 G F#mI was puzzled bEmy a dream, sDtayed with me all Gday in 199A5 G F#mMy brother Emhad confessed hDe was gay It tGook the heat off Ame for a whileG F#mHe stood up with a sEmailor friend D G A G (F#m - Em - A) Made it known upon my sisters wedding day AI got married iGn a rush to sDave a kid from bGeing deported Now shAe's in love G F#mI was so touchEmed, I was mDoved to kick the crGutches From my cArippled friend G F#mShe was not impEmressed that I cuDred her on the SGabbath So I wAent to confessG DWhen she saw the D/Bfunny side, wD/F#e introduced my chD/Gild bride To wAhisky and ginG
The priest in the booth had a photographic memory For all he had heard He took all of my sins and he wrote a pocket novel called "The State I Am In" So I gave myself to God There was a pregnant pause before he said ok Now I spend my day turning tables round In Marks & Spencer's They don't seem to mind
DI gave myself to sin I gaF#mve myself to Providence And IC've been there and back again The Emstate that I am in
Oh love of mine, would you condescend to help me I am stupid and blind Desperation is the Devil's work, it is the folly of a boys empty mind Now I'm feeling dangerous, riding on city buses for a hobby is sad Lead me to a living end I promised that I'd entertain my crippled friend My crippled friend David Barra. Please, any comments: dravis909@yahoo.es