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Tuning: E A D G B E
This is how I play this. For use with autoscroll. [Intro]
FAlA#tenate between these [Verse 1]
FI'm in a mess, I'm in a dress FThere's nothing for me til tomorrow morning
A#How will I get there? A#How will I get thAmere? I don't do drGmugs All my friends are on their holidFays
A# (and back to) F [Verse 2]
FI go outside, it's not so bad FI see my friend and he couldn't believe that A#The girls are holding hands A#The girls are holding haAmnds Don't be a foGmol, It's 1995, the giFrls are just friends
[Chorus 1]
CThey've got the drugs I could usA#e but then I doAmn't want any CAll that I want is a phoA#tograph of PAmhoto Jenny A#How will I get oFne? I don't know A#How will I get oFne? I don't know A#How will I get hFer to strike a pCose?
FLa la la lalala la Blalala la la F (alternate with) B
[Verse 3]
FIt's getting cold, I'll catch the bus FI see my friend when she's finished working A#Get some fish and chips A#La la la la Amla, What's on the bGmox? Gm'Man about the house' with PaFula Wilcox
A# (and back to) F [Verse 4]
FYou see the boy/girl's at the bar FNow everyone thinks she's really ugly A#But I shut my eyes A#But I shut my eAmyes, I make a fiGmlm And the star of it Gmis And the star of it Gmis GmAnd the star of it is PFhoto Jenny
A# (and back to) F [Chorus 2]
CThey've got the drugs I could usA#e but then I doAmn't want any CAll that I want is a phoA#tograph of PAmhoto Jenny A#How will I get oFne? I don't know A#How will I get oFne? I don't know A#How will I get hFer to strike a Gmaj7# A# Pooooooooooooooooooooooooose? Gmaj7# A# F Pooooooooooooooooooooooooose?
F (and alternate with) B (til your audience starts throwing their beer at you)