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[Verse]
F#Monday morning wake up Bmknowing that you've got to go to F#school Tell your mum what to Bmexpect she says it's right out of the blF#ue
Do you went to work in BmDebenham's because that's what they eF#xpect Start in Lingerie and DBmoris is your supervisor G D A G
F#And the head said that you Bmalways were a queer one from the stF#art For careers you say you Bmwant to be remembered for your F#art
Your obsessions get you Bmknown throughout the school for being F#strange Making life-size models Bmof the Velvet Underground in clayG D
F#In the queue for lunch they Bmtake the piss you've got no appetiF#te And the rumour is you Bmnever go with boys and you are F#tight
So they jab you with a Bmfork you drop the tray and go bF#erserk While your cleaning up the Bmmess the teacher's looking up your GskDirt
AHey you've been uGsed DAre you Acalm Settle dGown
DWrite a Asong I'll sing aGlong Soon you will know that F#you are sane
You're on top of the world Gagain [Outro] D A G