DEAR CATASTROPHE WAITRESS By Belle and Sebastian From the album 'Dear Catastrophe Waitress' Transcribed by Daniel Ashwood http://viciousmalloy.imess.net/ April 30, 2005 Verse one: ---------

^BbDear Cat^Aastrophe ^DmWaitress ^BbDear Cat^Castrophe ^DWaitress I'm ^Csorry if you ^Fseem to have the ^Dweight ^Cof the ^Fworld ^Emover ^Amyou ^Bb I cherish ^G#your smile ^Cm There's a word of ^Ebpeace ^G#on your ^Cmlips ^GmSay it, ^G#and with tender^Bbness I'll ^Fcherish ^Gyou ^Bb I'll ^Fcherish ^Gyou

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^BbDear Cat^Aastrophe ^DmGirlfriend Bb C D (hold 2 extra measures) Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend I'm ^Csorry if he ^Fhit you with a ^Dfull ^Ccan of ^FCoke; ^Emit's no ^Amjoke ^Bb Your face is ^G#bleeding ^Cm You'll soon be ^Eblea-^G#ving this ^Cmtown ^Gmto the ^G#clowns who worship ^BbNo one ^Fbut ^Gthemselves ^BbNo one ^Fbut them^Bmselves

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I hate ^Cfeeling this way ^BmOh I hate ^Cfeeling this way ^FI know that ^Bb7you hate it too ^FOh Now that your ^Gm7coffee's going ^Ecold ^FOh All of the ^Gm7customers look so ^Eold ^FOh Honey, if ^Gm7I could be so ^Abold

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^BbDear Cat^Aastrophe ^DmWaitress Bb C D (two more measures again) Dear Catastrophe Waitress I'm ^Csorry if the ^Fkids hold you in ^Dcold ^Cdisre^Fgard I ^Emknow it's ^Am ha-^Aard ^Bb Stick to what ^G#you know ^Cm You'll blow them ^Eball ^G#to the ^Cmwall ^Gmwhen they ^G#realize what ^Bbyou've been ^Fworking ^Gfor What ^Bbyou've been ^Fworking ^Gfor What ^Bbyou've been ^Fworking ^Gfor

Chords: ------ Bb:113331 Em:022000 A:002220 Am:002210 Dm:000231 G#:466544 C:030210 Cm:335543 D:000232 Eb:668886 F:133211 Gm:355333 Gm7:353333 G:355433 Bb7:113131 Bm:224432

Belle & Sebastian - Dear catastrophe waitress