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Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:28:56 -0500 From: "Brian j. dawson" Subject: TAB: Welcome to the Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stool tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu "Welcome to the Retard Ball" by Beer Softened Stool >From "The Brown Album" Riff 1 "riff" 2 -|------------------------------|----------------------| -|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----| -|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----| -|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----| -|---2--2--2--2------2----------|----------------------| -|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|----------------------| play riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold
GHey baby do ya wanna dance?! Gya lookin' good I feel like romance! CSee the girl with the helmet on?! CHer leg braces really turn me on! GDisco lights dancin' off your hair! GTake the brake off of your wheelchair!

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DWelcome to the CRetard ball toGnight! DWelcome to the CRetard ball toGnight! G C C# D
GElectric Brenda shes a Mongoloid! GWhen she gets to lovin' all the boys! CThey come a rollin' in their wheely carts! Cya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts! Guh oh! Someone had an accident! GSMells like Marc done pooped his pants!

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