Beer Softened Stool - Retards make good friends
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Tuning: G C E A
Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:30:37 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson"
Subject: TAB: Retards MAke Good Friends by Beer Softened Stool
transcribed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu
"Retards Make Good Friends"
By Beer Softened Stool
from the "The Brown Album"
The song is pretty easy...3 cord punk...although any correction is
appreciated.
I saw these guys back up the Meatmen at Harpos in Detroit...this was
their opening song. Brian the guitar play and Bob the bass player basically
play the same notes.
The opening riff (Riff 1)
e-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------7--|
D--------2--------2--------2--------2----7--|
A--------2--------2--------2--------2----5--|
E--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0-------|
Repeat the riff 4 x
(lots of groaning and drooling)
A B C D
A B C D E
solo over verse
EHey mama tell you what I say
ESaid I'm lookin' for a friend today
Elookin for a friend I can trust
Ehe's gotta ride in a short school bus
chorus
DRetards.....DMake D#Good EFriends! DRetards.....DMake D#Good EFriends! DRetards.....DMake D#Good EFriends!EMy friend Marc wears a hockey helmet
EHe shits his pants but he can't help it
EOut in public he beats his dick
EI use retards to pick up chicks
chorus
bridge
chorus
2x