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COld Man Johnson got his head in his hand Makin' his way across state in a fiddlin' band With his Amhair all down in his eyes And the Cmicrophone all covered with flies When he gets done playin' goes back to his room Climbs into bed in his cowboy boots And he Ampicks up a magazine turns on the TV CLights a cigar as he's fallin' asleep
Well he's Fonly a Cperson who doAmesn't know shit F C Am(let ring) Yeah nothing happenin' that's about it
CYeah......
CWell little Rosanna came from Texarkana Had fourteen dollars wrapped in a bandana CameAm into town not lookin' for much Well she Cfound a hound dog and she named him Dutch
She got a job at the arcade takin' quarters But she was never too good at takin' orders
So Amone night she stopped givin' out change She kickCed the boss in the shin and unplugged the games
She'Fs only Ca person who Amdoesn't know shit F C Am(let ring) Nothin' happenin' That's about it COoh ooh Yeah yeah yeah
CSam got canned at the cannery He punched out the clock that night His Amknuckle was bleeding as he walked home CHe was cold and he had a headache
Well his wife was cookin' canned beans He took out all the money out of his jeans
And he Amset it on fire in the kitchen sink As his Cwife handed him a drink
He was oFnly a Cperson whAmo didn't know shit F C Am(let ring) Nothin' happenin' that's about it
Uh yeah Coh Wooh ooh ooh ooh
CSmiley was lookin' for handouts sleepin' in a abandoned lighthouse AmDown at the mini-mall shakin' his hat CWashin' windows with his bare hand
He found a sports car with the keys In the ignition it just seemed so easy
HeAm took a joyride drove into a hedge CCame out with the steering wheel wrapped around his head
Well he's Fonly a Cperson who doAmesn't know shit F C Am(let ring) Nothin' happenin' that's about it
COoh ooh yeah yeah CWell Jane was born in a small town
Everybody just standing around
They had Ambingo games and a raffle Ceverybody chewin' tobacco
Well she grew up kinda restless All her boyfriends wanted to be dentists
And sAmhe got a job at the truck stop And she Cgot all fast and never did what she wanted
And she's Fonly a Cperson who doAmesn't know shit F C Am(let ring) Nothing happenin' that's about it CYeah yeah yo Oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh Woo ooh ooh