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A A D E simply repeat throughout easy ! plz enjoy and rate A It was the middle of winter
AAnd I drove us in my car DWell, the snow started fallin' ESo we stopped off at a bar
AWhen the beer jugs started flowin' AAnd your mother and I took the floor DBut by the last dance we were tired ESo I booked a room next door
ASo if anyone asks you AIf you come from heaven above DYou're from a one star motel EWith a five star passionate Alove
AIt was a hot summers day (Hey, hey) AAnd we drove there in our car DAnd your father was thirsty ESo we had to find a bar
AWell he wouldn't stop drinking AAnd he couldn't stand on his feet DWe had to walk to a hotel EAnd book ourselves into a suite
ASo if the teacher asks you AAre you from heaven or are you from hell?" DYou're from a one star drunken screw EIn a one star motel
AYes, if the teacher asks you AAre you from heaven or are you from hell?" DYou're from a pitch black toilet EIn a highway Taco ABell
I'll remember the birth For the rest of my time on this land You're mother's sweating buckets And me holdin' onto her hand Well your father was absent He claimed he couldn't find the ward Just tugging on mescal Trying to eat the umbilical cord So if anyone asks you "Do you know where you're from?", say, "Yes" You're from your mother's womb And your father's stinking breath And if they ask you, how you got here? (Hey) Tell 'em just what it took (Hey) Your father's stinking breath (Hey) And your mother's stinking mood Your father and I won't tell the whole truth Your father and I won't tell the truth Your father and I won't tell the whole truth Your father and I won't tell the truth Your father and I won't tell the whole truth Your father and I won't tell the truth Won't tell the truth Aha, hey Aha, aha (Hey, hey) Na na na na na na na na (Hey, hey) Your father and I won't tell the whole truth Your father and I won't tell the truth Your father and I won't tell the whole truth (Hey) Your father and I won't tell the truth Your father and I won't tell the whole truth Your father and I won't tell the truth Your father and I won't tell the whole truth Your father and I