Beautiful South - When the romance is dead

You^A'll know^E when t^Ahe romance is dead Your ^Dmake ^Aup in^E a too^Albox somewhere in the shed His ^Dface ^Ais unsh^Eaven, the ^Agrass overgrown From ^Dthe shed^A to th^Ee bed ^Ais a web you call home

You^A'll know^E when t^Ahe romance is dead That ^Ddeath^Aly cold ^Eblast fr^Aom his side of the bed Your ^Ddreams^A froz^Een over, yo^Aur nightmares on ice From ^Dthe bed^Aroom to the bathroom you say ^EEverythi^Ang ^Etwice (e^Averything twice)

And you^D'll kno^Aw when ^Elove starts to fade You ^Dburst into ^Atears at e^Each re^Acord that's played He ^Dsits in the ^Asun, y^Eou sulk i^An the shade You'll ^Dknow whe^En the l^Aove starts to fade

You^A'll know^E when t^Ahe romance is dead From ^Dthe bramb^Ales and ^Ethorns^A growing out of your head ^DWhenev^Aer you t^Eouch her she tut^As or she sighs ^DOne ki^Ass goodnig^Eht and s^Ahe's r^Eolling h^Aer eyes, rolling her eyes

And you'll^A know l^Eove st^Aarts to fade That ^Dbalanc^Aing ac^Et is ^Ano longer made Like ^Dpenny ^Astacke^Ed high^A in amusement arcade It's ^Dnot what^A you're wor^Eth it's t^Ahe way that you're laid Yes you'll ^Dknow when the ^Elove starts to ^Afade

Like ^Dsusyou knew when romance was alive Each coupl^Ee you pa^Dsusssed they'd smile and high five

^EUncontrollable^Dsus laugh at^E each joke that you crack ^DsusGiggle and cackle and throw her head back ^EHer mouth is ^Dsusstill smil^Eing, her veins turning black Her head is ^Dsuselastic bu^Et her neck is all slack

You^A'll know^E when ^Alove's on the rocks ^DYou weari^Ang headph^Eones, ^Ahim vest and socks You'll ^Aknow whe^En love's on ^Athe slide ^DWheneve^Ar your t^Ealking, ^Athe ki^Eds go ou^Atside, (kids go outside)

^DYou'll kno^Aw when ^Eromance is dead When ^Dthe look t^Ahat yo^Eu get is^A as hard as the bread You o^Dpen y^Aour mouth ^Ebut your^A stories are stale From the ^Dfront door^A to bac^Ek doo^Ar it's blowing a gale You'll ^Dknow when^E love starts^A to fade