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Property Quiz Capo 3rd Fret - Standard Tuning
AmAll the secrets we havEme shared HaveAm moved to a couple better pEmaired AmSo if he impales himself on Emjavelin or spike Am I will try my best to Embe the perfect lookalikeAm
And if he wants to be smart And enter a property quiz Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his
AmEvery weed in the garden's Emmine but the lawnmower's hiAms Em G Chorus And if his Ammanhood needs the help of scafDfold or even a Gwinch I wiAmll gladly supplement that Dextra little Ginch And if it Cever reaches tGie-break at the property Dquiz AmIf they've got my fingerprinDts on, Gthey're my tits and Dfanny not Emhis AmIf they've got my fingerprints Don, they're my not Ghis
Now you've found someone new May I watch him do what I used to do So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against Maybe I shouted too loud Maybe you were blissfully deaf But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch I will gladly supplement that extra little inch And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his I hope he likes to fly And is a good host to every guest 'Cause there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death Yes there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch I will gladly supplement that extra little inch And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his Now you've found someone new By DannyInE