Beautiful South - Mothers pride

Here he ^Gcomes - Mother's ^AmPride With the ^Gfirst ever satchel she bought him swinging ^Amby his side Here he ^Gcomes Mother's ^AmPride With a ^Gheadful of 'get your laces tied' and '^Amwoe betide'

With a ^Fyear's supply of sandwiches and ^Cfairy cakes That ^Fshe provides for him to eat at ^Cdinner breaks It's ^Fno suprise at ^Amall, at all the ^Gfriends he makes His ^Amstomach aches he's Mother's ^GPride

He's ^Ampresentable, well looked ^Cafter He's ^Fdomestically ^Cdisastrous He's ^Fadorable ^G- Mother's ^CPride

Here he ^Ccomes - Father's ^DmPride With a h^Cead filled up with devil dogs and ^Dmgenocide Here he ^Ccomes - Father's ^DmPride He's ^Cshowing all the kids his tickets ^Dmfor ringside

He'll ^Bbalways roam the yard looking ^Ffor a fight He'll ^Bbpick on all the kids who're ^Ftwice his height He's the ^Bbreason dinner ^Dmladies toss and ^Cturn at night ^DmTeacher's Blight - Father's ^CPride

He's the ^Dmimage of his ^FDad Mickey ^BbMouse meets Jack the ^FLad He's ^Bbnever sad ^C- Father's ^FPride