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AAs Martin said Eto Xanthe As they plE7ayed with wooden tAoys, "You may have Wendy'sE playhouse, But wE7here the hell's your bAoys'"
As PAaul said to Fifi As they eEyed each other up, "E7;You may have better plimsolls, But you caAn't pee standing up."
An I'dD like to tAake the time to bDite Their neck and mEake it bleed DOr maybe I could cAut holes in their DaDddy Harris TwE7eed.
And AI can't put my finger Eon it. E7Maybe it's something in the fAood, And I can't put my finger Eon it E7All I know is Christ would have sAued.
As Sharon said to JaEmie As they E7sat down for a cAhat, "If you think I'm cookiEng dinner, Well, preE7pare to eat dead rAat."
As DeAbbie said to Alex As they hEeld hands in the park "E7How come you wear Rupert Check When yAou think you're so hard." ID should have done his LAand Rover DTo let them kEnow I've been, DInstead I wrAote "F' off" On the dDirt across his scE7reen.
And AI can't put my finger Eon it. E7Maybe it's something in the fAood, And I can't put my finger Eon it E7All I know is Christ would have sAued.