Beautiful South - A little piece of advice

^DmGuard your body with the ^Gbest barbed wire And ^Dmward off foe with the ^Gfiercest of fire But ^Flet love unguarded ^Cinto the strangest of ni^Dmghts ^{G Dm G} We^Dmar your dresses like they're ^Gup for hire And ^Dmleave them with your humor in the t^Gumble dryer And ^Dmwatch yourself stumble^C down a lane with no l^Dmights ^DmSchool like life turns^C some men into ^Dmmice ^DmWhat you need now is a l^Cittle piece of mouse ad^Dmvice

Well they ^Fsay be wary of str^Amangers Esp^Fecially if they offer you s^Gweets But there a^Fin't no government h^Amealth warning On ^Fhalf the mad fuckers you ^Gmeet

^FSave yourself personal t^Amragedy Go ^Fback to the man with the swe^Amets ^FDo yourself schooling^Am favor Head ^Fback to the man with the s^Cweets

^DmThose who feared cancer never ^Ghad much to say They ^Dmbored us at parties onto ^Gforty a day They ^Dmforced us into ^Ccorners and ^Dmonto forty a day ^DmThe dentist's chair is the ^Gonly time ^DmThat anybody ever ^Glooks at their mouth The ^Dmdentist give their teeth^C something to chatter ^Dmabout ^DmSchool like life turns^C some men into m^Dmice ^DmTo avoid the rat-trap^C take the mouse's ^Dmadvice

Well they ^Fsay be wary of ^Amstrangers Espe^Fcially if they offer you s^Gweets But there ^Fain't no government h^Amealth warning On ^Fhalf the mad fuckers you ^Gmeet

^FSave yourself personal ^Amtragedy Go ^Fback to the man with the ^Amsweets ^FDo yourself schooling ^Amfavor Head ^Fback to the man with the ^Amsweets