Beans On Toast - Beer and a burger

There's a b^Dig group of l^Aads at the b^Gar They've got Ra^Dlph Lauren sh^Airts on and g^Gel in their hair

The fr^Duit machines rig^Aged so it ne^Gver gives o^Aut A p^Dint of John Sm^Aith's is le^Gss than a po^Aund

And it's b^Deer and a bu^Arger for di^Gnner a^Again With a^Dll of the p^Aubs on the h^Gigh street the sa^Ame

With lam^Dinated me^Anus and ter^Grible mu^Asic Real^Dly bright lig^Ahts and some pu^Gke in the to^Ailets

Ano^Gther nameless, faceless town Ano^Dther Friday ni^Gght

Let's h^Gope that some of these lads get laid Bef^Aore they start getting into fights

It's all go^God though, it's all gr^Aavy This is Mid^Gdle Eng^Aland b^Daby

And the round^Dabouts cir^Acle the to^Gwns The car^Dpet got sw^Aept and the fac^Gtory closed d^Aown

No^D-one rem^Aembers the t^Gown they once k^Anew And al^Dl arrows poi^Ant to the ne^Gxt Wetherspoo^Ans

Where we dr^Dink away our so^Arrows with sm^Giles on our f^Aaces I kn^Dow this cause I've b^Aeen there, I'm a f^Gan of getting wa^Asted

Makes me f^Geel good, drives me cr^Aazy This is Mid^Gdle Engl^Aand ba^Dby

Makes me f^Geel good, drives me cr^Aazy This is Mid^Gdle Engl^Aand ba^Dby