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[Intro] G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| x2 [Chorus] So I'm sweet like tooti frooti Booty gave me cooties 1970 shit Might just pop a ludie G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6------------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x----------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| Fuck a sinus cold, fuck pneumonia Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5------------------------------| A|--3--------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| And I had to phone her and her name is Mona And of course I got her leashed up I'm a loner She need the dong to live and I'm the donor G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5------------------------------| A|--3-----------------------4--------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| [Post-Chorus] So I get a big bag and I flex (and I flex) Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex (fuck an ex) So I drop another track, yeah I'm next (yeah I'm next) And I did it like that, I'm the best (Skrrt Skrrt Skrrt) G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| x3 G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5------------------------------| A|--3--------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| [Verse 1] Diamonds I talk about Got a little bit of plastic, I'm moving the copper now Can you tell me why your girl has a potty mouth Why is this something you haven't even thought about G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x----------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6------------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x----------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| Heard that I'm the best Gucci on my chest Speaking for the public I don't got a problem G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| Sipping on some bubbly Man my life is lovely Mommy on my case Why she tryna rub me G|-------------------------------------6---------------| D|----------------------------------------6------------| A|--3----------------------------------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| Booty so wide its 5 by 5 Make a couple tracks 25 x 5 Bandwidth it be WiFi Not Sci-fi, sorry Bill Nye G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------| D|---------5-------------------------------------------| A|--3--------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| Doing just fine, 500 there 500 there, 500 squared In my bank account, I'ma tell you now I'm doing just fine, fuck a discount G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6------------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x----------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| [Chorus] So I'm sweet like tooti frooti Booty gave me cooties 1970 shit Might just pop a ludie G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6------------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x----------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| Fuck a sinus cold, fuck pneumonia Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5------------------------------| A|--3--------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| And I had to phone her and her name is Mona And of course I got her leashed up I'm a loner She need the dong to live and I'm the donor G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5------------------------------| A|--3-----------------------4--------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| [Post-Chorus] So I get a big bag and I flex (and I flex) Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex (fuck an ex) So I drop another track, yeah I'm next (yeah I'm next) And I did it like that, I'm the best (Skrrt Skrrt Skrrt) G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| x3 G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5------------------------------| A|--3--------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| [Verse 2] Gotta take a shit Might just shit on you (Pew) I don't give a frick (ppt) I'm the fuckin' dude G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5------------------------------| A|--3-----------------------4--------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| Dude where's my car I don't own a car Take a trip to Zanzibar G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x----------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| So I did some research and I learned a bit That you ain't nothing, but a little bitch (Pew) And I piped your mom cause shes my prof Cause I wanted A's but she gave me D's (she only gave me D's) G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6------------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x----------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| (What? Fuck this) A-B-C-D-E-F-G-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-W-X-Y-Zed, huh G|-------------5-----------------------6---------------| D|---------5------------------------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| Why your bitch in my bed, huh Why does baby not flex, huh Why does baby say Zed You know I'm from Canada, right? G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5------------------------------| A|--3-----------------------4--------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| [Chorus] So I'm sweet like tooti frooti Booty gave me cooties 1970 shit Might just pop a ludie G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6------------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x----------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| Fuck a sinus cold, fuck pneumonia Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5------------------------------| A|--3--------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| And I had to phone her and her name is Mona And of course I got her leashed up I'm a loner She need the dong to live and I'm the donor G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5------------------------------| A|--3-----------------------4--------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| [Post-Chorus] So I get a big bag and I flex (and I flex) Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex (fuck an ex) So I drop another track, yeah I'm next (yeah I'm next) And I did it like that, I'm the best (Skrrt Skrrt Skrrt) G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| x3 G|-------------5--3------------------------------------| D|---------5---------6--5------------------------------| A|--3--------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| [Outro] Oh, bbno$ Oh, bbno$ Oh, bbno$ Oh, bbno$ G|-------------5--3--------------------6---------------| D|---------5---------6--5-----------6-----6------------| A|--3-----------------------4---x------------2--3------| E|-----------------------------------------------------| x4 ************************************ | x Dead note ************************************