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Capo: 3 Tuning: G C E A
"Straw Hat and Old Dirty Hank" by the Barenaked Ladies from the album Born on a Pirate Ship transcribed by Steven L. Nelly Capo on 3rd fret All chords relative to capo Intro: Em G Em G Em G Em G
EmI tend theG wheat field thEmat makes your bread G EmI bind the sGweet veal, pluck the hens thaDt make your bed. EmMother NatGure & MotEmher Earth G EmAre two of threeG women who dictate whatD I'm worth.
Chorus:
EmI'm the Gfarmer,D I work in the Cfields all day EmDon't mean to alGarm her, but I Dknow it was meant to beC this way.
Em G Em G You cried a tear, I wiped it dry. I put you up upon a pedestal so high. If you should waver, if you should sway, I'll catch you, spread my tiny wings and fly away
EmYou signed your picturGe with an O and XEm C EmI bet you don't Gwrite "love" each time Dyou sign your checks.
REPEAT CHORUS
CAll of thisD corn I grow, I gGrowG/F# it all for yoEmu CI took a hatchet to the radio, I Ddid iGt aG/F#ll for youEm C D CM7But you could have written back and you could have said "thank you". C D C D I guess you got better things, I guess you got better things CI guess you got bDetter things , better things Emto do G Em G Em G DBetter things to do, better things to do, better things to do, oh.
You say you love me, is that the truth? Although they've heard the songs, my friends need living proof. I know your address, I ring the bell, I bring you flowers and a .22 with shells. REPEAT CHORUS Outtro: Em G Em G Em G Em G Em