Bad Lip Reading - Russian unicorn

^DmI'ma blast your brains, talking full-on sex ^BbI got a porcupine called "Zaz^Coom" He leaves his scent on people's gr^Dmaves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) ^BbI had a cold one time,^C then I licked myself

^DmWhy don't y'all just fl^Foat off ^CNow you're useless ^DmI need a woman with a B^Fenz loo^Cking to lose it ^DmI ate the cook^Fie then I g^Cave it back to Benny ^DmThere she ^Cgo Now w^Bbatch me f^Amlow

^BbOh, the night is y^Dmoung Now baby we could s^Choot a Russian uni^Gcorn We'll probably ^Bbdo it on the couch While my r^Dmoomie's out hiki^Cng So take if o^Gff and bite your to^Dmngue And hope my roommate d^Bbon't come home^C

^DmA "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week ^BbI wanna shave that musta^Cche and then have gelato ^DmWe're here for too long, we gotta run, ok? ^BbAnd trick those monsters so that t^Chey don't shoot my left nut.

^DmI know you ai^Fn't a bi^Ctch, cuz girl you kill it ^DmI pee-peed i^Fn your glove and s^Coon you'll start to smell it If your b^Dmody's a secr^Fet girl then y^Cou about to spill it ^DmWhen I count to t^Fhree dismount

^BbOh, the night is y^Dmoung Now baby we could s^Choot a Russian uni^Gcorn We'll probably ^Bbdo it on the couch While my r^Dmoomie's out hiki^Cng So take if o^Gff and bite your to^Dmngue

^DmI think that I ought to conf^Gess I drink^D# fire water ^DmBut I don't want the keys to your van What I need^G is a rare, verm^D#illion, Ukrainian unicorn

We can s^Dmhoot a unicorn Girl, I k^Fnow you'll like the horn And I'm g^Gonna keep you warm Till you w^D#ake up in the morning ^Dm(Baby^F) I know you ain't a bi^Gtch o^G#ops I didn't mean to do that ^Dm Yeah, ^FI just want to say I should not have a^Gte those cajun rice and b^D#eans ^DmThe guy behind you just soiled his underwear^C (Sniff, sniff) Oh, ^Bbumm, maybe YOU did it Hey, t^Amhat's ok girl! Them st^Dmrawberries look juicy

^BbOh, the night is y^Dmoung Now baby we could s^Choot a Russian uni^Gcorn We'll probably ^Bbdo it on the couch While my r^Dmoomie's out hiki^Cng So take if o^Gff and bite your to^Dmngue ^Bb(Oh, oh, ^Dmoh) And hope my roommate d^Con't come home^G Bite your to^Bbngue (oh, oh, ^Dmoh) And hope my roommate d^Con't come home^{G Bb}I got your B^Dmarbie zucchini^C Happy Monsoon D^Bbay! And you p^Dmromised you'd lick it^C I'm gonna s^Gave a mental kitty