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AWant to tell about my Gfriend-a AHe got hit by a Gfender ABut he'll soon be on theG mender AHe's of the male gGender
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DGlad to see that he's Eon his way F#He's not for burial tDoday ABecause he's in, he's inGdisposed ECause he's F#in he's GindG#ispAosed
AFound him outside the drGycleaners AOoh thats driver's misdGemeanoured AI've never seen a face Gso greener AHe looks like the cat's Gdinner
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DGlad to see that he's Eon his way F#He's not for burial tDoday ABecause he's in, he's inGdisposed ECause he's F#in he's GindG#ispAosed
AHe got hit by a Gcar ANow he's lying on tGhe tar Ahad an experience bGizaare ANot unlike peninsGula ra ra hey
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DGlad to see that he's Eon his way F#He's not for burial tDoday ABecause he's in, he's inGdisposed ECause he's F#in he's GindG#ispAosed
ABecause he's in, he's inGdisposed ECause he's F#in he's GindG#ispAosed X2