^BmI wanna tell you about my mo^Guntain home, ^AWhere all the lady's n^Bmames are Joan, ^Bmwhen her husband works back ^Glate at night, ^Ahopes are are up for trouser's down, with the h^Bmostess on the business flight. Taxi in her M^Gercedes drive, ^AI hope that driver's c^Bmoming out alive, ^Bmthe garden it is dorseted, that la^Gdy she's so corseted, ^Ashe'd got fifteen ways t^Bmo lead that boy astray. ^BmThinks he's one and only, but that l^Govely she's so lonely, she pu^Amps him full of breakfast, and she se^Bmnds on his way.

^BmWhat a sing song dance, what a p^Aerformance, what a c^Gheap tent show, oh ^F#no no no no no, ^Athen the ^Bmboys light up, then the ^Gboys light up, then the ^Aboys light up, then the ^Bmboys light up, light up, light up Buddy

^BmSilently she o^Gpens the drawer ^AMama's little helper, is co^Bmming out for more, ^BmStategically positioned f^Gor the midday show, The b^Aack is arched, those lips are parched, re^Bmpeated blow by blow, ^BmLater at the party where a^Gll the MP's rave, About the h^Aummers she been given, and the m^Bmoney that they've saved, ^BmTo her it is skin lotion, ^Ghim promotion too, th^Aat flat in surfers paradise w^Bmith the ocean view.

^BmWhat a sing song dance, what a p^Aerformance, what a c^Gheap tent show, oh ^F#no no no no no, ^Athen the ^Bmboys light up, then the ^Gboys light up, then the ^Aboys light up, then the ^Bmboys light up, light up, light up

^Athen the ^Bmboys light up, then the ^Gboys light up, then the ^Aboys light up, then the ^Bmboys light up, light up, light up

Australian Crawl - Boys light up