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From Audrey Hobert's live performance at The Slipper Room in NYC! [Intro] C E7 Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C E7 Am7 Fmaj7sus2 [Verse 1]
CThis isn't Sex and the CE7ity Am7 Fmaj7sus2 Nobody's watching me write in my room And anywayC, when I get home I takeE7 off my cool clothes Am7 Fmaj7sus2 'Cause why would I stay in those? I go to the barC, it's monumeE7ntal Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C And if he's hot and seems into it, it's accidental What's it likeE7 to be admired?Am7 Fmaj7sus2 Hot and desired?
[Verse 2]
CThis isn't Sex and the CE7ity Am7 Fmaj7sus2 Nobody sees me and knows of my column Nobody seesC me at all is the proE7blem But of course when they doAm7 Fmaj7sus2 They're not the one that I wanted When I go to the barC, I'm a belieE7ver Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C So if it's not in the stars, then I don't want it either I say goodbyeE7 and take the bottleAm7 Fmaj7sus2 C I've never been stronger
[Chorus]
Call the E7Uber and I Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C Tell him turn it up, tell him turn it up, baby That's my E7song they're playing Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C Baby turn it up, could you turn it up, maybe? Cause I'm drunk and I'm highE7 so I'm crossedAm7 Fmaj7sus2 C Didn't score any guys so I'm lost That's all for nowE7 Mr. DriverAm7 Fmaj7sus2 I'm rating you 5 stars
[Verse 3]
CIf this was Sex and the CE7ity Am7 Fmaj7sus2 I'd get in and he would have already called me But instead I'm in the Cshower Gotta feel a E7warm touch somehow Am7 Fmaj7sus2 Now I'm ready to go back out And he's here at the bCar God is he boE7ring Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C I wanna wake up and make up with him in the morning He calls a carE7 to his apartmentAm7 Fmaj7sus2 C I guess there's a god, then The seat is upE7, the place is hauntedAm7 Fmaj7sus2 C He's heating up and eating up a pizza pocket I wanted oneE7 but he forgot itAm7 Fmaj7sus2 He's off his meds and he's an artist
[Bridge]
CTouching my leg, you don'tE7 have a headboard Am7 Fmaj7sus2 Do that again, I think that I want more CIf this is it, then whatE7 is it all for? Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C Let's make it quick, and I'm leaving out the front door
[Chorus]
Call the E7Uber and I Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C Tell him turn it up, tell him turn it up, baby That shit's E7overrrated Am7 Fmaj7sus2 C Baby turn it up, could you turn it up, maybe? I was drunk, I was highE7, I was crossedAm7 Fmaj7sus2 C He's the love of my life (no he's not!) I could have guessedE7, I'm swearing by itAm7 Fmaj7sus2 C But I guess you never know until you go and try it What it's likeE7 to be admiredAm7, hot and desired