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[Verse 1]
I went to New YDork 'cause a mAan in a suit told me, "BmYou're gonna be a Gstar" I said, "Yeah, I kDnow," but it came out lAike, "What, whoBm, me?"G I took a walk on the Dbeach,’cause the Aguy doesn't like me Bmback Even tGhough I'm gonna be a sDtar, guess I don't have it, guess IA don't have it after Bmall G But it's oDkay, 'cause my life is so exAciting Every night is like a pBmarty, 'cause I bit the bulletG I'm finally watching FriendsD "What took me so long?A" I say to no one,'Bmcause I'm alone all the tGime But now I'm never loDnely, not since I met JAoey But when I turn the lBmights off, Joey doesn't hGold me And in my darkest Dmoment, I wonder if I Amet him out at a bar If he'd sBmeen me, a perfect star, wanna tGake me home for that reason onlDy
[Chorus]
'Cause why elEmse would you want me?Bm I think I'Gve got a fucked up faDce And that thEmought used to haunt Bmme 'Til it fGell in its sweet embDrace Now I dEmon't sweat the acne Bm It's a biGtch, but it goes awDay En And who cares if I'm pretty? I fBmeel like I'm Phoebe
[Verse 2]
I fGeel like it totally Dworks When the bBbdimlue in my skirt doesn't wBmork with the blue in my tGop And if I tried to be heDr, it'd fall so fAlat, you’d feel badlBmy G And most of these dDays, I feel the dull acAhe But then I say, "SBmtop," and then I fF#meel gGreat 'Cause it could be wDorse, I know, I know AKnow it in the worst Bmway
We rehearsed this, mm
Everything's oDkay 'Cause my life is so entAicing In the corner, eating iBmcing It's a birthday F#mpartGy, these people aren't my friendDs I'm thinking "So long,A" amidst their deep talk Bm'Bout someone they didn't invGite But I'd rather be loDnely, counted out and homAely I know that he'll Bmneed me once he gets to kGnow me Wonder when I'll mDeet him Wonder if he's sitAting there at a bar and if he lBmikes 'em avant garde G Just what they told Dme
[Chorus]
'Cause why eEmlse would you want mBme? (Want me, mm) I think GI got a fucked up fDace (Oh) And that tEmhought used to haunt meBm (Haunt me) 'Til I fGell in its sweet embDrace (Uh-huh) Now I dEmon't sweat the acneBm (No, woah) It's a bGitch, but it goes awDay (Oh) Who cEmares if I'm pretty? I fBmeel like I'm Phoebe I fGeel like a whole Dlot
[Bridge]
No, I'm gEmood, thanks for askiBmng That'd be aGwesome, but no worries if noDt Best belieEmve I can hack iBmt Check it oGut, I made it this fDar Had to Emdig deep inside Bmme 'TiI I foGund what I was looking fDor It was rEmight there inside me (BmAh) It was beauGtiful, beautiful, beauDtiful (Beautiful)
[Chorus]
Why Emelse would you want mBme? (Want me, want me) I think GI got a fucked up fDace (Gorgeous, amazing) And that tEmhought used to haunt Bmme (Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful) 'Til I fGell in it's sweet embrDace (Uh-huh) Now I dEmon't sweat the acBmne (No) It's a bGitch, but it goes awGay (Yeah) Who cEmares if I'm pretty? I fBmeel like I'm Phoebe I fDeel like a whole Glot Who cEmares if I'm pretty? I fBmeel like I'm Phoebe I fDeel like a whole Glot