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[Verse 1]
So it Cwent like this, I finDmished work And then I Fmaj7drove home pissed, oh God, what's worse Than when your Cshit's all twisted, eveDmrything's oFmaj7ff (Uh) So I Chit the joint and nowDm I'm feeling better And I Fmaj7strip down south 'cause I'm the naked neighbor It's a Cchoice or am I cursedDm? It's a tossFmaj7 up
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Sometimes IC get on my kneesDm Pray to GodFmaj7, the birds, and the bees I do it in a Ccrisis, it's a criDmsis nightly noFmaj7w And through my nightCgown there's a breezeDm And out the winFmaj7dow, through the trees I see it and it's Cstriking It's a bowDmling alley parFmaj7ty I forgot about
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But I got myC creams on and myDm gown on And I Fmaj7don't think anyone cares if I go or notC So wrong to think eveDmryone loves meFmaj7? But doesn't need to be around me all the Ctime (OhDm, oh, ohFmaj7) But I'll be honest, yeah, the bowling alley kinda sounds Cnice (OhDm, oh, ohFmaj7) And I'm invited, so I'll go there tonight
[Verse 2]
So I Cget up fast, hateDm to keep 'em waiting Party's Fmaj7not fun yet cause I'm too busy praying God, I'm Cso happy to beDm rushing ofFmaj7f, mm So I Cwalk in hot, oh greatDm, nobody noticed 'Til I Fmaj7hit that strike, then everybody noticed me (uh Chuh) EveryDmbody loves a winner Fmaj7Who's gonna tell them I'm a lucky beginner
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IC get on my kneesDm Pray to GodFmaj7, the birds, and the bees Do it in a Ccrisis, it's a criDmsis nightly noFmaj7w And from the frontC door comes a breezeDm And out the winFmaj7dow, through the trees I see it and it's Cfrightening It's a canDmdle in my roomFmaj7, forgot to blow it out
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But I got myC jeans on and myDm crown on And the Fmaj7whole place totally cares if I go or notC So wrong to think eveDmryone loves meFmaj7? And they need to be around me all the Ctime (OhDm, oh, ohFmaj7) But I'll be honest, yeah, the nightgown kinda sounds Cnice (OhDm, oh, ohFmaj7) I take the trophy and I Irish goodbye
[Interlude]
COoooDmooohFmaj7 (Say it ain't so, I love to go home) COoooDmooohFmaj7 (Say it ain't so, I love to go)
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Cause I got myC creams on and myDm gown on And I Fmaj7don't think anyone cares if I'm home or notC So wrong to think eveDmryone loves meFmaj7? It doesn't need to be about me all the Ctime (OhDm, oh, ohFmaj7) But I'll be honest, yeah, the bowling alley kinda felt Cnice (OhDm, oh, ohFmaj7) I turn the light on and I stare at the prize