Audio Adrenaline - The houseplant song

^EOnce I read a book ^GAnd this is what it said ^AIf your music has a beat ^EThen you're gonna wind up dead It doesn't really matter if it's Chr^Gistian or not If it's ^Asyncopated rhythm then your soul is go^Enna rot And this b^Eook was called ‘Ha Y^Gou’re Gonna Burn And in t^Ahe second chapter I^E went on to learn

^ETaske two ^Ghouseplants ^AAnd put them to^E the test Set them both in front of spe^Gakers And let t^Ahe music do t^Ehe rest The first one you play M^Gozart Or something l^Aovelqy like t^Ehat The second one you play that P^Getra Or that Meg^AaDeth.

So ^EI took my two h^Gouseplants And I p^Aut them to the te^Est Set them both in front of spe^Gakers To l^Aet the music do t^Ehe rest I powered up m^Gy Pioneers ^ATo let the music r^Eoar But ^Etwenty minutes l^Gater Someon^Ae's knocking a^Et my door

^EI opened up my door ^GAnd there my neighbor stood ^AHe said, Man I'd like to get some sleep ^EIf you think I could

I s^Eaid, Man, can't you^G see here I've got this mo^Aral dilemma that I g^Eot to get clear He said, Wha^Et kind of moral dilemma Could you ha^Gve at this time of night That could m^Aake me so angry That I just want to fi^Eght

So I poi^Ented to the page in that open b^Gook That had a pi^Acture of a potted plant And I said, Go have a lo^Eok

^ETake two h^Gouseplants ^AAnd put them to^E the test Set them both in front of spe^Gakers And let t^Ahe music do t^Ehe rest The first one you play M^Gozart Or something l^Aovely like th^Eat The second one you play that P^Getra Or that Meg^AaDeth.

Fi^Erst of all he said, ^GThat's Vager that you're playing ^AI've never heard of Petra ^EAnd isn't megaDeth all dead

^EAnd secondly, ^Gemphatically, He asked^A me, "What's the sense of ^Ghanging out with houseplants when, hey, I live ri^Aght across the fe^Ence

^ESo I took my two h^Gouseplants, and ^AI put them both b^Eack outside ^EAnd me and my ne^Gighbor Well, w^Ae went out for a dr^Eive

^EWe talked about all the things ^GThat really matter most ^ALike life and love and happiness ^EAnd then the Holy Ghost

And n^Eow my two ho^Guseplants They s^Ait out in the s^Eun But ^Eas for my ne^Gighbor Well our fr^Aiendship has be^Ecome A me^Eaningful relat^Gionship That's he^Aaded straight to he^Eavenn But ^Eas for now We l^Gike to sit around and listen to Aud^Aio Adrenaline Cranked to el^Eeven!