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Em C7 B7 Em Em Em Em B7 B7 Em Am Em C7 B7 Em Em [Intro]

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F: I don't think you love me anymore!

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M: You don't think I love you anymore?

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F: That's right

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M: Oh baby, it's not that I don't love you anymore, it's just that, well you know, people grow and change,
and situations might change, and, well, the truth is that situations having changed like they have, I find that there are a few requirements that I will make upon you if we are to continue our cohabitational type arrangement. So, therefore, I picked up some paper and wrote this song to explain some basic things that I want to say to you right now in this context… [Verse]
EmWell, if you want me to love you C7I'm gonna B7tell you what you're Emgonna have to Emdo EmWell, if you want Emme to love you, andB7 have you love me, B7too EmWell, I've got to have my lovin' Amlike my habit set on EmGonna start in the evening C7and go all night longB7 EmIf you want me to love you,C7 that's wB7hat you've Emgot to dEmo
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EmWell, if you want me to love you, C7here's B7what you'veEm got to Emdo EmIf you want Emme to love you, andB7 have me love you B7true EmWell baby, I'll go all night long Amif that's what you want me to do EmBut I don't think you'll last C7more than a minute or B7two EmIf you want me to love you, C7that's wB7hat youEm've got to Emdo
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EmWell, if you want me to love you C7I'm gonna B7tell you what you'reEm gonna have to Emdo EmWell, if you want Emme to love you, and B7have you love me, B7too EmWell I'm so sorry if I don't waste my time Amby hanging around EmIt's just that there's something so much C7sweeter on the B7other side of town EmIf you want me to love you, you're C7gonna haB7ve to get Emout of the Emway
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EmWell, if you want me to love you,C7 another B7thing you'veEm got to Emdo EmIf you want mEme to love you, andB7 have me love you B7true EmWell baby, if you've got something better, IAm guess you'd better split EmI just hate it when you use my money tC7o pay for B7it EmIf you want me to love you, you'd C7better tB7urn right Emback right Emnow
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EmWell, if you want me to love you I'mC7 gonna tell you B7what you're gEmonna have to Emdo EmWell, if you want Emme to love you, and B7have you love me, B7too EmOh, what's this complaining about money, baby,Am I know you've got it all EmEarning just a quarter at a time in theC7 bus station sB7tall EmIf you want me to love you, C7that's whB7at you've Emgot to Emdo
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EmWell, if you want me to love you I'm goC7nna telB7l you what you're goEmnna have to Emdo EmIf you want Emme to love you, and B7have me love you B7true EmWell baby, now if you wanna geAmt in to my britches EmYou're gonna have to show me more than C7that three incB7hes EmIf you want me to love you, C7that's whatB7 you've Emgot to Emdo
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EmWell, if you want me to love you I'm C7gonna tell B7you what you're gEmonna have to Emdo EmWell, if you want Emme to love you, and B7have you love me, B7too EmWell, I'm sorry, baby, if my three inches Amdon't do the trick EmBut there's lots of gals out there C7who like it that B7thick EmIf you want me to love you, C7that's wB7hat you've Emgot to Emdo
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EmWell, if you want me to love you I'm C7gonna tB7ell you what you've Emgot to Emdo EmIf you want Emme to love you, and B7have me love you B7true EmWell baby, if it's early in the evening and yAmou're already done EmYou're gonna have to get inventiveC7 with your B7tongue EmIf you want me to love you, C7that's wB7hat you've Emgot to Emdo
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EmIf you want me to love you, the C7last B7thing you'llEm have to Emdo EmIf you want Emme to love you, and haveB7 me love you tB7rue EmYou've got to take a butcher knife, Amcut off your head EmSend me a telegram that your C7body is B7dead EmIf you want me to love you, C7that's B7what you've Emgot toEm do
EmOh, now, babe, well, that's what you've C7got to B7do That's what yoEmu've got to Emdo