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^EKung ^BFu oh ^Edo what you ^Bdo to me ^AHaven't been the same since my ^Bteenage lobotomy ^E'Fore ^Blong, I ^Ewent to Hong ^BKong With ^ABruce Li's brother and ^BJohnny Wong

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^DI th^C#ink its ^Bstrange, he wears^A a Fu Ma^Gnchu And he thinks he loves ^Ayou, oh oh oh ah oh ^DOh (^C#garbled phra^Bse with the "an" syllable featured), made ^Ain Taiwa^Gn C'mon Jackie C^Ahan, oh oh oh ah oh

Repeat Intro I Verse Last night Jackie Chan came out I played pool with him and we hung out Mr. Miyagi and me and (?) Callin out cause all is well Chorus Verse Kung Fu do what you do to me I can't live without my Kung-Fu movies Shanghai killers and deadly swords (Your guess) Chorus x2

Ash - Kung Fu