this song is a very very simple song great for beginning guitarists with a good sense of humor!

^CThere was an old farmer who lived on a^G rock He sat in the meadow just shaking^C his Fist at some boys who were down by the^G crick

Their feet in the water, their hands on their

^CMarbles and play things at a half passed^G four There came a young lady who looked like a ^CPretty, young preacher She sat on the gra^Gss, she pulled up her dress

And she showed them her

^CRuffles, and laces and white fluffy^G duck She said she was learning a new way to ^CBring up her children, so they would not^G spit

While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling

^CRefuse, and litter from yesterday's^G hunt While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her ^CEyes at the fellow, down by the^G dock

He looked like a man with a sizable

^CHome in the country, with a big fence out^G front If he asked her politely, she'd show him her ^CLittle pet dog, who was subject to^G fits

And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her

^CSmall, tender hands with a movement so^G quick And then she'd bend over and suck on his ^CCandy, so tasty made of butter^Gscotch

And then he'd spread whip cream all over her

^CCookies that she had left out on her^G shelf If you think this is dirty You can go f*ck^C yourself!

Arrogant Worms - The assumption