Arlo Guthrie - The pause of mr claus

^DWhy do you s^Git there so ^Dstrange? ^DIs it bec^Gause you are be^A7autiful? ^DYou must think ^Gyou are de^Dranged ^{Bm D}Why d^Go p^Dolice g^Bmuys ^Gbeat ^Don ^A7peace ^Dguys?

^DYou must think ^GSanta Claus ^Dweird ^DHe has ^Glong hair ^A7and a beard ^DGiving his ^Gpresents for ^Dfree ^{Bm D}Why d^Go p^Dolice g^Bmuys m^Gess w^Dith ^A7peace ^Dguys?

^Bdim7Let's get Santa ^E7Claus '^A7cause; ^DSanta Clause has a red suit,he's a communist ^DAnd a beard, and long hair, must ^A7be a pacifist ^BmWhat's ^Bm/Ain the pipe that he's ^E7/G#smoking? ^A7

^DMister Claus sneaks in your house at night ^DHe must be a dope fiend to ^A7put you uptight ^DWhy d^Go p^Dolice g^Bmuys ^Gbeat ^Don ^A7peace ^Dguys