Tuning: E A D G B E

Ariel Pink - Santa's In The Closet [Intro] Gm C Gm C Gm Dm Gm C [Verse 1]

^GmSanta Claus is in the closet, ^CSanta's in the water closet ^GmTakin' off his leotard, ^CPJs, underwear ^GmOh, ho-ho-ho ^Dm ^Gm ^C

[Verse 2]

^GmSanta's gone and lost his apron, ^CSanta's cooking up some bacon Cre^Gmates his luncheon on the lavvy, ^Cbreadcrumb took away Grumb ^Gmnaggh ^Dm ^Gm ^C

[Verse 3]

^GmSanta's in the closet over ^Cthere, not really home ^GmSisters have a go over ^Cthere, hurry on home No ^Gmno ^Dm ^Gm ^C

[Verse 4]

^GmSixty candles, make a wish, ^CSanta's cake is on the dish ^GmSteady, hits the rock instead, ^Crocking at the kitchen ^Gmdoor Gm Dm Gm C

[Verse 5]

^GmSanta Claus is in the closet, ^CSanta's in the water closet ^GmTakin' off his leotard, ^CPJs, underwear ^GmOh, ho-ho-ho ^Dm ^Gm ^C

[Verse 6]

^Gm18 karat, ginger snap, ^Cpedal pushers coming back ^GmSanta Clauses will not bag it ^Cbut he doesn't know ^GmJack^Dm ^Gm ^C

[Verse 7]

^GmTried his luck with soldier boy, ^Csmuggled spices at the door ^GmMaggie's baby thinks he's got a doable trap ^Cand he doesn't know ^GmJack^Dm ^Gm ^C

[Verse 8]

^GmUp this forest pull the latch,^C half the crew steps down the hatch ^GmSanta's movin' down the floor, in^Ctend that's making stone cones Gm Dm Gm C

[Verse 9]

^GmSanta Claus is at the bar, ^CSanta wants to break the law ^GmSanta's goin', goin' down and ^CSanta wants to go to hell Gm Dm Gm C

[Verse 10]

^Gm18 karat, ginger snap, ^Cpedal pushers coming back ^GmSanta Clauses will not bag it ^Cbut he doesn't know ^GmJack^Dm ^Gm ^C

[Verse 11]

^GmSanta's looking in the closet, ^Chiding things and feeling lousy ^GmI don't know how he got there or ^Cwhat he's doing here

Ariel Pink - Santas in the closet