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Whatever People Say I Am Thats What Im Not 2006 by Arctic Monkeys Songs: 1. The View From The Afternoon - James_CFC 2. I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - Mr.Mieppie 3. Fake Tales Of San Francisco - selkayann 4. Dancing Shoes - 1Lazar1 5. You Probably Couldn’t See For The Lights But You Were Looking Straight At Me - cooper30 [ME] 6. Still Take You Home - Chris12345 7. Riot Van - joey7 8. Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured - cooper30 9. Mardy Bum - evfidripiy, Pelusteriano 10. Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But... - cooper30 11. When The Sun Goes Down - keesvds, mandelstamdavid 12. From The Ritz To The Rubble - JPLegrand 13. A Certain Romance - gazgazgaz Song 1: The View From The Afternoon No Capo ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Section 1] A5 -> Eb5 [listen to the song to figure out the timing] Repeat 3 times then] [Section 2]
A5 AntG5icipatC5ion F5has the A5ha-bit E5to set B5you up A5 for G5disappoiC5ntmenF5t in eveA5ning enteE5rtainmeB5nt but A5 to-G5night there'll C5be F5some lA5ove. E5 C5 D5 E5to-A5night there'll G5be a C5raw-kus F5yeah, re-A5gard-less E5of what'D5s gone bC5efore
[Section 3]
A5 I wG5ant to C5see all F5of the A5things that E5we've aB5l-rea-E5dy seen A5 The lG5ai-ry gC5irls hung F5out the wA5in-dow E5of the B5li-mo-E5zine A5 And of G5course it's C5fancF5y dA5ress. E5 C5 D5 E5And A5they're all G5looking qC5uite full oF5n in A5 bun-ny eE5ars and D5devil hornsC5 and hA5ow G5 E5*
[Repeat section 1, one guitar to each chord] Gtr 1: A5 Gtr 2: G5 Gtr 1: C5 Gtr 2: F5 etc etc.
A5 I wG5ant to C5see all F5of the A5things that E5we've aB5lreadyE5 seen A5 I waG5nt to C5see you F5take the A5jackpot oE5ut the fB5ruit maE5chine A5 and G5put it alC5l back F5in A5 E5 C5 D5 E5You've A5got to G5under-sC5tand it yF5ou can nA5ever beE5at the baD5ndit, nC5o
[Section 4] A5 [repeat, listen to the song to get timing & rhythm right] And she won't be surprised, and she won't be shocked, when she's
D5pressed the start after she's pressed unlock. And there's F5Verse and chapter sat in her in-box, and all D5*that its says is that you drank a lot F5And you should bear that in mind tonight, bear that in mind. Yeah you should D5*bear that in mind tonight. And you can pour your F5*heart out, but her reasoning will block D5*owt you send her after nine o'clock A5 G5 E5* A5 G5 E5* A5 G5 E5* A5 G5 E5* E5 D5 C5
[break] [The chord - each rhythm comes in again] 1 = gtr 1 2 = gtr 2 1. A5 2. G5 1. C5 2. F5* 1. A5 2. E5 1. Bsus4 2. E5 1. A5 2. G5 1. C5 2. F5* 1. A5 2. E5 1. Bsus4 2. E5 [drums & bass come back in] 1. A5 2. E5 1. D5 2. C5 [Repeat Section 2]
A5And she won't be sur-prised, and she won't be shocked, when she's D5pressed the start af-ter she's pressed unlock. And there's F5Verse and chap-ter sat in her in-box, and all D5*that its says is that you drank a lot F5And you should bear that in mind tonight, bear that in mind. Yeah you should D5*bear that in mind to-night, and you can pour your F5*heart out, a-round three o-clock. When the D5*two for one's un-done the writers block. A5 -> Eb5 [follows the same pattern as Section 1]Song 2: A5 -> Eb5 A5 -> G# Amaj7
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Song 2: I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor No capo [Intro] F#5 C#5 B5 A5 F#5 [ x 4 ] [Verse]
C#5Stop maB5king the eA5yes at F#5me, I'C#5ll stop makB5ing the eyeA5s at youF#5 C#5And whaB5t it is thA5at suprF#5ises mC#5e, is that B5I don't reaA5lly want youF#5 to C#5And youB5r shoulderA5s are fF#5rozen [cold as the night] C#5Oh but B5you're an A5explosiF#5on [you're dynamite] C#5Your naB5me isn't RA5io, butF#5 I donC#5't care forB5 sand A5 F#5 C#5LightinB5g the fuseA5 might F#5resultC#5 in a bang,B5 with a banA5g-go! F#5
[Chorus]
F#5I bet that you look good on the daA5ncefloor I don't know if your looking for romE5ance or... I don't know what ya looF#5king for F#5Well I bet that you look good on the dA5ancefloor Dancing to electro-pE5op like a robot from 19C#584 ... from 1984!
[Verse]
C#5I wish B5you'd stopA5 ignoriF#5ng me,C#5 because yoB5u're sendinA5g me to F#5despair C#5WithoutB5 a sound yA5eah youF#5're caC#5lling me, aB5nd I don't A5think itF#5's very fair C#5That yoB5ur shouldeA5rs are F#5frozen [cold as the night] C#5Oh but B5you're an A5explosiF#5on [you're dynamite] C#5Your naB5me isn't RA5io, butF#5 I donC#5't care forB5 sand A5 F#5 C#5LightinB5g the fuseA5 might F#5resultC#5 in a bang,B5 with a banA5g-go! F#5
[Chorus]
F#5I bet that you look good on the daA5ncefloor I don't know if your looking for romE5ance or... I don't know what you'reF#5 looking for F#5Well I bet that you look good on the dA5ancefloor Dancing to electro-pE5op like a robot from 19C#584 ... from 1984!
[Bridge]
A5Oh there ain't no love no,E5 Montagues or CapulF#5ets Just banging tunes 'n' DJ sets 'n' A5 Dirty dancefloorE5s and dreams of naughtiF#5ness!
[Chorus]
F#5I bet that you look good on the daA5ncefloor I don't know if your looking for romE5ance or... I don't know what you'reF#5 looking for F#5Well I bet that you look good on the dA5ancefloor Dancing to electro-pE5op like a robot from 19C#584 ... from 1984!
Song 3: Fake Tales Of San Francisco No Capo [Intro] Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A [Verse]
BmFake Tales of ASan FranBmcisco AEcho Bmthrough the room A Bm A More Bmpoint to a Awedding Bmdisco WithAout a Bmbride or groAom Bm A
There's a Bmsuper cool Aband yeah With their Bmtrilbies and their Aglasses of whBmite winAe Bm A And all the Bmweekend rocAk stars in the Bmtoilets APracticing theiBmr lineAs Bm A
[Chorus]
BmI don't want to hear you N.C.[Kick me out, kick me out] BmI don't want to hear you no N.C.[Kick me out, kick me out] BmI don't want to hear you no N.C.[Kick me out, kick me out] BmI don't want to hear you N.C.I don't want to hear you
[Verse]
BmFake Tales of ASan FranciBmsco AEcho thrBmough the aiAr Bm A And there's a Bmfew bored Afaces in the Bmback All Awishing theBmy weren't Athere Bm A
And as the Bmmicrophone squeaAks A young girl's Bmtelephone beeAps Yeah she's Bmdashing for the exAit Oh, she's Bmrunning to the Astreets outBmside "Oh you've Asaved me," she Bmscreams down the lAine "The Bmband were fucking Awank And I'm not Bmhaving a niAce time"
[Chorus]
BmI don't want to hear you N.C.[Kick me out, kick me out] BmI don't want to hear you no N.C.[Kick me out, kick me out] BmYeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though N.C.So all that's left N.C.Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf
[Bridge] B G E B D5 D#5 E5 [C-Part]
B He talks of San Francisco, he's from GHunter's Bar I Gdon't quite know the distance But I'm Esure that's far Yeah, I'm sure that's pBretty farD5 D#5 E5
B Yeah, I'd love to tell you all my Gproblem You're not from New York City, you're froEm Rotherham So get off the bandwagon, and Bput down the handbook BYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
BGet off the bandwagon and put down the handbook GGet off the bandwagon and put down the handbook EGet off the bandwagon and put down the handbook GGet off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[Outro] Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm Song 4: Dancing Shoes No Capo [Verse]
G#5Get on your dancing shoes There's one thing on yourC#5 mind E5 G#5Hoping they're looking for you Sure you'll be rummC#5aging' throuE5gh
G#5And the shit, shock, horror You've seen your future bC#5ride E5 G#5Oh, but it's oh so absurd For you to C#5say the first word So you're waE5iting and waiting
[Chorus] G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5
The only reason that you camG#5e F#5 C#5 B5 G#5 So what you scared for? G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5 don't you always do the samG#5e F#5 C#5 B5 G#5
It's what you there for, don't you know
G#5...the lights are flashing Down in here toniC#5ght E5 G#5And some might exchange a glance But keep pretC#5ending to danceE5
[same chords 'till the end] Song 5: You Probably Couldn't See For The Lights But Uou Were Staring Straight At Me Capo 2 [Intro] Am C F C C F C [X3] Am Am E [Verse 1]
AmOne look sends it cDmoursing through the veins DmOh, how the feeling races AmBack up to their braDmins To form exDmpressions on their stupid faces AmThey don't want to sDmay hello Like I want to sDmay hello WAmell, the heartbeat's at its pDmeak When you're cDmoming up to speak And oh, I'm A5so C5tense, D5never E5tenG5ser A5 Could all C5go a D5bit Frank SE5penG5cer A5 And I'm C5talking D5gibberE5ishG5 A5Tip of the C5tongue but I D5can't delE5iver G5it A5 PC5ropeD5rly E5 G5 Oh, it's A5all geC5tting on D5top of E5me G5 And if it A5weren't this C5dark you'd D5see how E5red G5my A5face C5has D5gone, E5yeaG5h
[Instrumental] Am C F C C F C [Verse 2]
EveryAmbody's Dmtrying to crack the jokes and that To mDmake you smile ThAmose that claim that thDmey're not showing off Are dDmrowning in denial But thAmey're not half as bDmad as me Say Dmanything and I'll agree 'Cause when it cAmomes to acting Dmup I'm Dmsure I could write the book And now that you're Dmmore than a Cpart in the Amplay It's slightly Dmeasier to Cthink what Amto say DmYou had us Call, sAmtanding on our heads DmDoing our Cbest tricks, yeah
[Instrumental 2] A5 C5 D5 E5 G5 [Verse 3]
F5 NeE5ver aA5gain, welF5l, neE5ver aF5gain, no Will there F5be aE5nother A5one quite as deF5siraE5ble as A5you OAmne look sends it coursing through the vDmeins Oh, how the fDmeeling races BAmack up to their brains To form eCxpresCsions Con Ctheir sCtuCpid CfaCces
Song 6: Still Take You Home Capo 1 [Intro] A C#m Cm [x12] A D F E [x4] [Verse 1]
AOh, spending all of your money on trendy haDircuts that you Fread were Ecool AAnd your probably alrite, but under Dthese lights you Flook Ebeutiful AAnd im struglin', I can see through your Dfake tan F E AAnd yeh you know it for a fact that everybodies eating out of yourD hand F E
[Chorus]
D What do you knoCw, O! You know nothing AYeh, But i'll still take you home, yeh I'll still take you home D What do you knoCw, O! You dont know nothing A
[bass and lead play riffs, no rhythm guitar] [Verse 2]
AWell fancy seeing you in here, your all Dtarted up and you dont Flook the Esame AWell I aint seen you since last year, Dand suprisingly enough youve FforgottenE my name. ABut yeh you know it, and you knew it all Dalong F E AAnd yeh you say you have forgotten but your fibbing and wont tell Dme i'm FwroEng
[Chorus]
D What do you knoCw, O! You know nothing AYeh, But i'll still take you home, yeh I'll still take you home D What do you knoCw, O! You dont know nothing A
[Break]
D Woah woah woCah, woah woah wAoah, da da da da dadada da la da da da daa D Woah woah woCah, woah woah WAOAH A C#m Cm [x12]
[Chorus]
D What do you knoCw, O! You know nothing AYeh, But i'll still take you home, yeh I'll still take you home D What do you knoCw, O! You dont know nothing A
[Verse 3]
ASo your sold to the fashion, your a Dtop shop princess, a Frock star Etoo AWheres the love and the pasion? Well I Dspose thats nothing to Fdo with Eyou ABut its alrite, O I'll put it on oDne side F E AYeh cos everybodies looking, you got control of everyones Deyes, Fincluding Emine. A
Song 7: Riot Van No Capo
Up rolled the Dmaj7riot vC#m7an AndBm7 sparked excitement in the boys Dmaj7 C#m7 ButBm7 the policemen look annoyed Dmaj7 C#m7 PerBm7haps these are ones they should avoid Dmaj7 C#m7 Bm7
AThey got a chase last nightC#m7 from men with truncheons drBm7essed in hatsE E6 E AThey didn't do that much wrongC#m7, still ran away though for the laBm7ugh just for the laugh E E6 E
Please just Dmaj7stop talC#m7king Because they won't fBm7ind us if you do Dmaj7 C#m7 Oh, those sBm7illy boys in blue Dmaj7 C#m7 Well, they wBm7on't catch me and you Dmaj7 C#m7 Bm7
AHave you been drinking son,C#m7 you don’t look old enougBm7h to me E E6 E AI’m sorry officer, is tC#m7here a certain age you’re suppBm7osed to be? nobody EtolE6d meE
Up rolled the Dmaj7riot vC#m7an And these laBm7ds just wind the coppers up Dmaj7 C#m7 Ask wBm7hy they don't catch proper crooks Dmaj7 C#m7 Get theBm7ir address and their names took Dmaj7 C#m7 But they cDmaj7ouldn't care less
[Solo] e|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------| B|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------| G|---------------------------------|--------------------------4/9--\---| D|-----------------9\4-----4\2-----|-----------------4/11--------------| A|----0-----9\4--------------------|----0-----9\4----------------------| E|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
He got thrown in the Dmaj7riot vC#m7an And Bm7all the coppers kicked him in Dmaj7 C#m7 And tBm7here was no way he could win Dmaj7 C#m7 Just hBm7ad to take it on the chin Dmaj7 C#m7 Bm7
Song 8: Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured Capo 2 [Intro] Em [Verse 1]
Em7 Em We'll ask if we can have six in Em7 Em If not we'll have to have twoEm7 Em Well, you're coming up at our end aren't you? Em7 Em So I'll get one with youEm7 Em Won't he let us have six in?Em7 Em Especially not with the food Em7 Em He could have just told us no, thoughEm7 Em N.C He didn't have to be rude Em7 Em You see her with the green dress? Em7 Em She talked to me at the barEm7 Em Well how come it's already two-pound fifty? Em7 Em We've only gone about a yardEm7 Em Didn't you see she were gorgeous? Em7 Em She were beyond belief Em7 Em But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff IceEm7 Em Came and pEmaid for her Tropical Reef
[Chorus]
And I'm sAitting going backwards And I dGidn't want to leave I said "AIt's High Green, mate DVia HEmillsDborough, pEmlease"
[Verse 2]
Em7 Em Well, how funny were that sketch earlier Em7 Em Up near that taxi rank?Em7 Em Oh no, you would have missed it Em7 Em Think it were when you went to the bank Em7 Em These two lads squaring up proper shoutingEm7 Em I were next in the queue Em7 Em The kind of thing that'd seem so silly Em7 Em But not when they've both had a few Em7 Em
[Chorus 2]
Well, cAalm down, temper, temper You shGouldn't get so annoyed Well, you're Aacting like a silly littGle boy Oh, they wAanted to be men And do some fGighting in the street He said "ANo surrender DNo chEmance Dof reEmtreat"
[Solo] Em e|--------------------------------| B|--------------------------------| G|--------------------------------| D|--------------------------------| A|--9-7--4------------------------| E|---------7-5-7-5--5-5-7-5-7-5---| Em e|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------7------7h9---| A|------------------------4-7-4-7--9-7-9---9--9-------| E|--7-5-7-5-5-2--0-2--5-7-----------------------------| Em e|-------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------| D|--9-9-9p7-------7—--9\7--9-9-9p7-------7----9\7--| A|----------9-7-9—--9--------------9-7-9---9-------| E|-------------------------------------------------| Em e|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------| D|--9-9-9p7-------7----9\7—-9/11-9-7-9-—9/11-9-7-9-7--| A|----------9-7-9—--9---------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------| Em e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------| D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7------------------7-9-10b| A|------------------9-9-9--7-7-7--9--------| E|-----------------------------------------| [Chorus]
And so Awhy are they in the taxi? 'Cause I dGidn't want to leave I said "AIt's High Green, mate ViDa HEmillsbDorough, pEmlease!"
[Verse 3]
Em7 Em Drunken plots hatched to jump itEm7 Em Ask around, "Are you sure?"Em7 Em Went for it but the red light was showing Em7 Em And red light indicates doors are seEmcure
Song 9: Mardy Bum No Capo [Intro] e|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0--| B|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2--| G|---------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------| D F# G F#m Em A x2 [Verse]
DWell now then MaF#rdy Bum GI see your frown and it's like F#mlooking down theEm barrel of a gun And it goes off D And out come all these wF#ords Oh there's a Gvery pleasant F#mside to you A Emside I much prefer, itA's one that
[Chorus] G[2] A Laughs and jokes around
RememberD cuddles in the Akitchen yeah To get tBmhings off the ground and it was G[2] A up up and away oh but it's Dright hard to Aremember that on a Bmday like today when your all G[2] A argumentative and you've got the face on
D F# G F#m Em A [Verse 2]
DWell now then Mardy F#Bum Oh I'm in Gtrouble F#magain Emaren't I? AI thought as much.D Coz you've turned over tF#here Pulling that Gsilent disaF#mppointment face EmThe one that I can't bear. A
Can't we... [Chorus 2] G[2] A Laugh and joke around
RememberD cuddles in the Akitchen yeah To get tBmhings off the ground and it was G[2] A up up and away
oh but it's Dright hard to Aremember that on a Bmday like today when your all G[2] A argumentative and you've got the face on.
[Verse 3]
F#5Yeah i'm sorry I was G5late F#5I missed the train and the traffic was a G5state F#5I can't be arsed to carry on in this G5debate that reoccurs F#5Oh when you say I don't care of course iG5 do Yeah i clearly dA5o.
[Solo] D F# G F#m Em A x2 [Chorus 3] G[2] A Laugh and joke around
RememberD cuddles in the Akitchen yeah To get tBmhings off the ground and it was G[2] A up up and away
oh but still iDt's right hard toA remember that on a Bmday like today when your all [Break - wait a bar] G[2] A argumentative and you've got the face on.D
Song 10: Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But... Capo 2 [Verse 1]
Em I've seen your Geyes as they Bmfix on me WGhat is he dEmoing? What Gon earth's the pBmlan, has he Ggot one? Em You better gGive me some pBmointers Since Gyou are the bEmig rocket lGauncher and BmI'm just the Gshotgun Em I ain't got Gno dollar sBmigns in my Geyes That might Embe a surprGise but it's tBmrue, said, GI'm not like you Em And I don't Gwant your adBmvice or your prGaise Em Or to move Gin the ways you Bmdo and GI never will
[Chorus]
Am G 'Cause all you people are vampires Am G And all your stories are stale Am G And though you pretend to stand by us Am G I know you're certain we'll fail
[Verse 2]
Em I've seen your Geyes as they fBmix on me, Gfull of confEmusion Your sGnarl is just Bmso condesGcending! Em Trying to expGlain that we're Bmon to a wGin If the Emfee we get Gin near reBmcoups what we're sGpending Em He said, "I can't belGieve that you drBmove all that wGay Well how mEmuch did they Gpay ya? How mBmuch did they Gpay ya? Em You'd have been bGetter to sBmtay round Gour way Em Thinking aGbout things but nBmot actually dGoing the things"
[Chorus]
Am G 'Cause all you people are vampires Am G And all your stories are stale Am G And though you pretend to stand by us Am G I know you're certain we'll fail Am G 'Cause all you people are vampires Am G And all your stories are stale Am G And though you pretend to stand by us Am G I know you're certain we'll fail
Song 11: When The Sun Goes Down No Capo [Verse]
B So who's that girl theEb7re? Emaj7 I wonder what went wrong So that she hEbmad to roam the streets She doEmaj7n't do major credit cards I doEbmubt she does receipts It's all not quite leC#mgitimate C#m F# E Ebm C#m Ebm
B And what a scummyEb7 man Just Emaj7give him half a chance I bet he'll rEbmob you if he can CanEmaj7 see it in his eyes, yeah That he'sEbm got a driving ban Amongst some otherC#m offences C#m F# E Ebm C#m Ebm
[Bridge]
G#m And I've seen him with Ebmgirls of the night AndG#m he told Roxanne to put Ebmon her red light G#m They're all infected but Ebmhe'll be alright C#m Ebm E F# [start strumming on this line] Cause he's a scumbag, don't you know I said he's a scumbag, don't yoBmu know!
[Instrumental] [repeat a few times [only really play bottom 2 strings]] G F#[v2] Bm [Riff] e|--------------------| B|--------------------| G|--------------------|repeat how many needed D|--------------0-2-4-| A|-----------2-2------| E|--3-3-2-2-2---------| G F#[v2] Bm [Verse] [no guitar, bass only] Although you're trying not to listen I bet your eyes are staring at the ground She makes a subtle proposition Sorry love I'll have to turn you down
GAnd oh he mustF# be up to somethingBm GWant half a chF#ance to show he's mBmore than likely GI've got a feeF#ling in my stomach Bm GI start to wonF#der what his story Bmmight be GWhat his storyF# might be Bm
[Chorus]
TEmhey said it cF#mhanges when the suBmn goes down AEmnd they said F#mit changes when thBme sun goes down AEmnd they said F#mit changes when thBme sun goes down ArEmound here F#m Bm AAround F#m
[Verse] [Riff [guitar 1]] G F#[v2] Bm And look here comes a Ford Mondeo G F#[v2] Bm Isn't he Mister Inconspicuous G F#[v2] Bm And he don't have to say 'owt G F#[v2] Bm She understands she's here to get picked up G F#[v2] Bm And she's delighted when she sees him G F#[v2] Bm Pulling in and giving her the eye G F#[v2] Bm Because she must be fucking freezing G F#[v2] Bm Scantily clad beneath the clear night sky G F#[v2] Bm She don't stop in the winter, no and... [Chorus]
TEmhey said it cF#mhanges when the suBmn goes down AnEmd they said iF#mt changes when theBm sun goes down AEmnd they said F#mit changes when thBme sun goes down AEmround here F#m Bm TEmhey said it cF#mhanges when the suBmn goes down AEmnd they said F#mit changes when thBme sun goes down AnEmd they said iF#mt changes when theBm sun goes down AEmround here F#m Bm AAround hF#mere
[Outro]
BWhat a scummy maEb7n Emaj7Just give him half a chance I bet he'llEbm rob you if he can CanEmaj7 see it in his eyes that he's got a nEbmasty plan I hope you're C#mnot involveEbmd at all E F#
[not too sure what is here, mess about in Bb] Finish on B Song 12: From The Ritz To The Rubble No Capo [Riff 1] e|--7-5-----------------------| B|------7-5-7---------------5-| G|------------4---4-7-4---4---| D|--------------7-------7-----| A|----------------------------| E|----------------------------| [Riff 2] e|---------------------------| B|---------------------------| G|-------------------2-4-2-4-| D|-0-2-0-2--2-4-2-4----------| A|---------------------------| E|---------------------------| Last night these two bouncers
AnBd one of em's alright The other one's the scary one HisD way or no way, Emtotalatarian BHe's got no time for you
Looking or breathing
DHow he don't want you to EmSo step out the queue
He Bmakes examples of you And there's nowt you can say D Behind they go through Emto the bit where you pay AnBd you realise then that it's finally the time DTo walk back past ten thouEmsand eyes in the line
___[Riff 1]
And you Bcan swap jumpers and make another move DInstilled in your brainEm you've got something to prove BTo all the smirking faces and the boys in black DWhy can't they be pleasant? EmWhy can't they have a laugh? BHe's got his hand in your chest
He wants to give you a duff
DWell secrectly I think theyEm want it all to kick off BThey want, arms flying everywhere and
Bottles aswell it's just
DSomething to talk about EmA story to tell you
___[Riff 2]
BWell I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate ___[Riff 2] BI thought a thousand million things that I could never say this morning _[Riff 2] B Got too deep, but how deep is too deep? ___[Riff 2]
[Bass]
BThis town's a different town today D This town's a diffeEmrent town to what it Bwas last night You couldn't have done Dthat on a Sunday.Em.
BThat girl's a different girl today D Said that girl's a difEmferent girl to her you kBissed last night You couldn't have done Dthat on a Sunday Em Of course no.
___[Riff 2]
BWell I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate ___[Riff 2] BI thought a thousand million things that I could never think this morning ___[Riff 2] B Got too deep, but how deep is too deep? ___[Riff 2]
B D Em [2x] [with distortion]
B Last night what we talked about DIt made so mucEmh sense But now theB haze has ascended It don't make no sense Danymore Em
B Last night what we talked about DIt made so muchEm sense But now theB haze has ascended It don't make no sDense anymore Em Oh!
B D Em [4x] B D Em [4x] Song 13: A Certain Romance No Capo [Verse]
BWell oh they might wear classic Reeboks BOr knackered Converse BOr tracky bottoms tucked in socks EBut all of that's what the point is not The point's that there ain't no Emromance around there BAnd there's the truth that they can't see BThey'd probably like to throw a punch at me BAnd if Eyou could only see them, then you would agree EmAgree that there ain't no romance around there [The verses are all upstroked, like kinda ska rythm n that]
[Chorus]
You G#mknow, oh it's a F#mfunny thing you know We'll Etell 'em if you like We'll Emtell 'em all tonight They'll never Blisten Cause their G#mminds are made up And C#mcourse it's all okay to F#carry on that way B
[Verse 2]
BAnd over there there's broken bones BThere's only music, so that there's new ringtones E And it don't take no Sherlock Holmes To see it's a little Emdifferent around here BDon't get me wrong, oh there's boys in bands BAnd kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands EAnd just cause he's had a coupla cans He thinks it's alright to Emact like a dickhead
[Chorus]
You G#mknow, oh it's a F#mfunny thing you know We'll Etell 'em if you like We'll Emtell 'em all tonight They'll never Blisten Cause their G#mminds are made up And C#mcourse it's all okay to F#carry on that way
Cause their minds are made up
And C#mcourse it's all okay to F#carry on that way I said G#mno Oh F#mno! Oh you Ewon't get me to Emgo! BAnywhere, G#msaid anywhere I C#mwon't go F# Oh no no! B
[Verse]
BWell over there there's friends of mine BWhat can I say, I've known 'em for a long long time EAnd yeah they might overstep the line But I just cannot get aEmngry in the same Bway BNot in the same way Not in the same Eway Oh no, oh no Emno
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