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Capo: 3 Tuning: E A D G B E
(Verse 1)
Em7He was IT, she Dworked in Caccounting CHis cubicle was Ddown the hall
GSometimes they Em7ran Dinto each Cother At Emthe water cooler or theAm elevDator
GHe knew she Emblogged on Dcinema Cverite EmShe knew he had a Am7rescue Ddog
EmHe knew she liked the Dtime before sunCrise Emand 8 weeks that's as Amfar as they Dgot
Til heA summoned theB guts andEm worked up the coDurage And Cinvited her out Bmon a Ddate
And while she Aliked him a lot Bit was Emtotally awkDward But they Cmade arrangements for Dsaturday
But his Asubway got stuck and she Amwas about to leave the cafeD It was a Atotal disasCter, iDt was a perfect Gdate
(Verse 2)
Well by this Emtime his Dflowers were Cwilted EmAnd they bumped noses when they Dtried to hug
EmHe spilled his wine all Dover the Cwaitress EmAnd a second time when he Amfilled her cupD
AAfter the Bmeal they Emwent to the Dmovies The Cfilm had been widely discDussed
But Athere were a lot Bmore sex Emscenes than one Dwould have thought CThank god it was darkD cause they both blushed
And Afiddled with their popcorn Aand waited for the credits to wDane. It was a Atotal disasCter, it was a Gperfect date. (Verse 3)
After the fEm7ilm they Dwalked down the rivCer EmHe got shy cause Am7he liked herD
GWent for a Empunch line and Dpoorly deliveCred GHe knew the Emjoke but he Am7lost his nerve
GShe kicked herEm7self when she Dcouldnt stop tCalking EmAbout the meaning of Dmeaninglessness
GHe nodded yes alDthough she had lost Chim EmStepped on her foot as he Dgave her a kiss
And Amaybe they Bwerent a Emvision of gracDe But there was Csomething between Gthem that shDowed
And if you'd Aseen them that dBay, you Emwould have picked Dup On the inCception of love and you Dwould have known
That they Acouldnt mess it up cause it Aplainly was the work of fDate
It was a Atotal disasCter, it was a Dperfect dGate (Bridge)
And maybe her Ccardigan didnt Dget the memo that the Geighties had been F#mover for a Emwhile
maybe he Cfell a little short of Dcassanova but he Gpaid her F#mcompliments and mEmade her smileD
like two Apieces of a puzzle Aput together from abDove There's no Aearthly way to judge when it Ccomes to the Gmystery
of Em7love G no Aearthly way to judge when it Ccomes to the Dmystery
Gof love
dateAfter the film they walke He got shy cause he li