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*****DO NOT ADD STRUMMING PATTERNS TO MY TABS***** Anthony John Clarke - Tuesday Night Is Always Karaoke CAPO: 4th Fret [Intro] Em A Em D [Verse 1]
The Emwind blew so cold against the Cwest coast of Ireland That DRita would not go into the Emwater Picture the scene, mothers, Cfathers, ice-creams DHuddled 'round their little sons and Emdaughters
[Verse 2]
Well, the Grain it cut right D/F#through me, it Emkept on pouring down I Cfound a little Dhotel bar on the harbour side of Emtown I Gsaid I’d play for nothing since the Dtourists was in Emtown But GTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke
[Chorus]
CTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke CTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke
[Verse 3]
OasiEms all the rage, "I'm down from CGorgy", climbed on stage And he could Dhardly hold the mike for all that Embrandy He intro'ed far too late and poor old CSally had to wait Rita Dhollered that some words would come in Emhandy
[Verse 4]
GFathers pushing D/F#mothers up aEmgainst the microphone CSisters goading Dbrothers, "Won't you lEmeave the lad alone And a Gpriest from (?Nukarada?) shook his Dhead and headed Emhome 'Cause GTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke
[Chorus]
CTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke CTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke
[Verse 5]
There's Gonly karaoke,D/F# on every scone Em The Cwhistles and the Dfiddles and the bodhran stay at Emhome I never Gheard a single mandolin or an acDcordion Emdrone 'Cause GTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke
[Verse 6]
EmJim turned Kyle Fergus with his Ceyes shut, lips are pursing DJohn boy, he passed out at the next Emtable Smokey Mountain Sweet, what came is Cgood enough to eat Jim Dtried to sing in tune, but was not Emable
[Verse 7]
And Gpeople stood on chairs and tables, D/F#rocking to them Emall CKnocking over Dnuns and children, laughing as they Emfall And GSister Mary Joseph, she's the Dbiggest drunk of Emall Those Gsinging nuns just Dlove their KaraEmoke
[Chorus]
And CTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke
[Verse 7]
Hectic and electric, CasaCnova he's dyslexic A wee DSligo Suzanne Vega sang "MarEmlene" A coach load from Galway, cut their Ctour date, singing "My Way" Vigo Ddid the stupid dance in MacaEmrena
[Verse 8]
And the Gpriest appeared from D/F#nowhere with "The FiEmelds Of Athenry" And a CWelshman murdered "DVincent" and "American EmPie" And a Gfight broke out when someone said, his Dlady must be Emdry But Gno one really Dcares, it's karaEmoke
[Chorus]
And CTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke
[Verse 9]
There were fiddlers from Ross Trevor who'd like so Cmuch, they'd stay forever And DSister Mary Joseph stood there Emscreaming She lifted up her skirt, she grabbed the nearest Cpriest, she began to flirt And the Dtour guide said, "They offered me a job, am I Emdreaming"
[Verse 10]
Then the Gpolice arrived in D/F#wagons like some Emextras from The Sting And they Ccalled for reinDforcements, as their Emmobile phones did ring They Gshouted at her, "Hey, Sister Mary Joseph, Ddo you know what time it Emis?"
And she said, "No, but you hum it and I'll sing" [Chorus]
Cause CTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke CTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke
[Verse 11]
"Get thee to a nunnery", cried CFather Michael Tullery Your Dbehaviour here tonight is sacriEmlegious Sister Mary Joseph took the floor and the Ccrowd all called for more And old DBarry Manilow covers were conEmtagious G
[Verse 12]
They took their D/F#lighters and they Emwaved them in the air She'd Cgone on stage to strut her "DLondonderry EmAir" G She tore her Dhabit, Emthere's her underwear Those Gsinging nuns just Dlove their KaraEmoke
[Chorus]
And CTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke
[Verse 13]
Oh, there's only karaoke, on Cevery scone The Dwhistles and the fiddles and the Embodhran stay at home I never heard a single mandolin or an acCcordion drone 'Cause DTuesday night is always karaEmoke
[Chorus]
CTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke CTuesday night is Dalways karaEmoke