Capo: 2 Tuning: E A D G B E

*****DO NOT ADD STRUMMING PATTERNS TO MY TABS***** Anthony John Clarke - One Night Stand CAPO: 2nd Fret [Intro] B7 Em B7 Em B7 Em Am Em B7 Em B7 [Verse 1]

^EmDamp dress, don't stress, stick it in the hot-press Let me take you dancing at a ^B7nightclub

Nice shirt, tight suit, lose the purple high-boot

Shed a pound or two in the ^Emhot-tub

[Chorus]

He ^Amsaid he'd call over, but you knew he wouldn't make it And he ^Emsaid he'd made you happy, but I think you knew he faked it It was ^B7always on a plate and all he had to do was take it

And he took it and he took it and he took it and he took it Took it and he took it and he took it and he took it [Verse 2]

^EmTell me that he's just hook-up because he's busy And he'll call me up again some ^B7night

Tell me that he's flown away to Tokyo on business

For the most important meeting of his ^Emlife

[Verse 3]

^AmTell me that he loves the piece of paper that I gave him When he ^Emkissed me on the lips last night And ^B7tell me that he thinks about me every single evening When he stumbles into bed beside his ^Emwife ^B7

[Verse 4]

^EmGreat hat, cool flat, don't you have a cute cat A little boy, ginger, if you ^B7fancy

There's nothing on the TV, take the paper, look and see

I'll ring and book a table down at ^EmNancy's

[Chorus]

You ^Amonly see a movie if Johnny Depp is in it And you ^Embuy yourself a new dress, wear it once and then you bin it And you ^B7get your weekly ticket, but you know you'll never win it

'Cause he took it and he took it and he took it and he took it Took it and he took it and he took it and he took it [Verse 5]

^EmBring me toast and coffee every Sunday when I wake up And I'll love you 'til the end of ^B7time

Let me wear your favourite yellow jumper when I want to

And I'll never tell your friends it's ^Emmine

[Verse 6]

[Instrumental] Em B7 Em Am Em B7 Em B7 [Verse 7]

^EmCut cash, don't dash, ooh, the silver looks flash Push your little buzzer on your ^B7night-line

Cab late, why wait, never saw such luxury

Give the boys a ring and tell them, ^Emwhite wine

[Chorus]

He ^Amsaid he'd call over, but you knew he wouldn't make it And he ^Emsaid he'd made you happy, but I think you knew he faked it It was ^B7always on a plate and all he had to do was take it

And he took it and he took it and he took it and he took it Took it and he took it and he took it and he took it [Verse 8]

^EmBring me toast and coffee every Sunday when I wake up And I'll love you 'til the end of ^B7time

Let me wear your favourite yellow jumper when I want to

And I'll never tell your friends it's ^Emmine

[Verse 9]

^AmTell me that you meant the things you whispered to me sweetly When you ^Emkissed me on the lips last night And ^B7tell me that he thinks about me every single evening When he stumbles into bed beside his ^Emwife ^B7Tell me that he thinks about me every single evening When he stumbles into bed beside his ^Emwife ^B7

[Outro] Em B7 Em Am Em B7 Em

Anthony John Clarke - One night stand