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Intro: D#m D#m A#m A#m Fm D#m A#m A#m Verse1:
Crazy way to get your kicks,D#m shoot the silicone in your lips. A#m If you're figure makes your sad, D#m they suck the fat right of your backA#m.
Make up ur mind about ur tits giD#mrls, they can puff em up so no bra wil fit girls.A#m There's only on thing they can't fix.Fm No i wont let u be misleD#mad. And that's the hole in your headA#m. (Can't do nothing about that.)
Chorus:
Hail hail modern worD#mld. Hail to all u boys and girA#mls. Hail hail the colour green. Fm Hail hail to what I've seeD#mn. Hail hail hail this modern world. A#m
Verse2:
You tell her that's shes beautifuD#ml, and put her on a pedestaA#ml. But as you cook a trip or lax, D#m imagination kicks in. A#m
The more you think about sex boyA#ms, with someone else the better it gets boyA#ms. You have a purpose in your life, Fm Besides cheating on the wife. D#m For f*** sake show some sense.A#m oh
Chorus:
Hail hail modern worldD#m. Hail to all u boys and girls. A#m Hail hail the colour greenFm. Hail hail to what I've seen.D#m hail hail hail this modern world. A#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahD#mh yeah yeah yeah yeahhA#m yeah yeah yeah yeahFmh yeah yeahD#m yeah yeahhA#m
Verse3:
Well these days adoption is a hot thiD#mng, you can get a child for nearly nothing. You take them home to a nanny,D#m buy off your guilt with toys and candy. A#m
But all the money that u work forD#m girls, can't compare it to love boys. A# There's only one thing they can't fix, Fm no I wont let u be mislead D#m and that's the hole in your head. A#m
(Can't do nothing about that.) Chorus:
Hail hail modern worldD#m. Hail to all u boys and girls.A#m Hail hail the colour blue.Fm Hail hail to me and youD#m. hail hail hail this modern world. A#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahD#mh yeah yeah yeah yeahhA#m yeah yeah yeah yeahhFm yeah yeaD#mh yeah yeahhA#m
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