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Tuning: G C E A
Bbmaj7 Bb6 Bb Cm7 F7 Bbmaj7 Bb6 Bb Cm7 F7 Eb/G F7 [CATHY]
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IBbmaj7 could wander Bb6Paris after dark TEbmaj7ake a carriage ride through Fm7Central Bb7Park But it Ebmaj7wouldn't be as nice As a Dm7summer in G7Ohio Where I'm Cm7sharingBb/D a C/Ebroom C7/EWith a F7"former" stripper and her Bbmaj7snake: Bb6
Wayne
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To be going slowly batty
E/F#Forty miles east of Cincinnati I Bbmaj7could shove an Bb6ice pick Bbmaj7in my eye Ebmaj7I could eat some fish from Fmin7last JBb7uly But it Ebmaj7wouldn't be as awful As a Dm7summer in G7Ohio Without cablCmin7e, hot waterC7
Vietnamese food
Or Bbmaj7you Bb6 Bb Cmin F7 Bb6 I saw your book at a BAb/Bborders in Kentucky Bb7Under a sign that said "NEbmaj7/Bbew and Recommended" Eb6/BbI stole a look at your pGb/Abicture on the inside slAb13eeve And then I couldn't leBbmaj7ave Bb7 Bbmaj7 Bb6
Dbmaj7Richard, who was with me, got uncharacteristically quiet Abmaj7Then he said, "All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it." So I Dm7smiled like Mona Lisa and I G7lay my Visa doAb7wn! Ab13 HeDbmaj7 wants me, he wants me ButAbmaj7 he ain't gonna get me! I've Dm7found my guiding liG7ght, I tDbell the stars each Abnight: "Look at me!Bbm7 AbLook at him!Bbm7 Ab Bbm7Son-of-a-Abbitch! I Db6guess I'm doing Absomething Bb7susright! I finally got something CsusrightCsus/Bb!" Csus/A
Gm7No, it's not NiC7rvana, but it's on the Fmaj7way F6I play "AFmaj7nita" at the F6matinee Then I'll Gb7get on my knees and pF7ray
I can state in my next bio:
E/F#I'm never gonna go back to Ohio! Bmaj7I could B6chew on tin foil Bmaj7for a spellF7! Emaj13I could get a root canal in Hell FBut it Emaj13wouldn't be as swell As this D#7sussummer is gD#7onna beG#m7! C#7 Cause the E6torture is just Fexquisite While I'm B6waiting for you to viG#minsit So B6/F#hurry up, schmuck, get Bmaj7/F#unstuck and get on the scene!Fm7 E7 D#9 DLove The MidgeC#7t, the StripperD, Wayne B6/D#the Snake
And Mrs.C#m9 Jamie WellerstF#ein! TBhat's mB/D#e! E F B/F# C B