Tuning:

G/F# - 220033 G - 320033 D5 - xx023x Am7/G - 30201x G5 - xx543x (inversion) A5 - xx765x (inversion) F5 - xx321x (inversion) Gmaj7/B - x20002 G/B - x20003 C - x32010 D/A - x00232 G/F# and D5 are only played for one beat, so you can omit them if needed. Play like: 1 2 3 4 | 1 2 3 4 G D5 | Am7/G G/F# [Intro] G/F# G D5 Am7/G G/F# G D5 Am7/G (x2) [Verse]

^GThink I'm going for a walk now ^D5 I^Am7/G feel a little unsteady ^G/F# I d^Gon't want nobody to follow me ^D5 'cep^Am7/Gt maybe you ^G/F# I ^Gcould make you happy you know ^D5 ^Am7/GIf you weren't already ^G/F# I ^Gcould do a lot of things ^D5 ^Am7/G And I do ^G/F# Tel^Gl you the truth I prefer ^D5The ^Am7/Gworst of you ^G/F#Too ba^Gd you had to have a better half

[Pre-chorus]

She's not r^G5eally my type But I think y^A5ou two are forever And I^F5 hate to say it but You're p^G5erfect together

[Chorus]

^Gmaj7/BSo fuck yo^G/Bu ^CAnd y^D/Aour untouchable face ^Gmaj7/BAnd fuck yo^G/Bu ^CFor e^D/Axisting in the first place An^Gmaj7/Bd who am I^G/B Tha^Ct I s^D/Ahould be vying for your touch Sai^Gmaj7/Bd who am I^G/B ^CI bet^D/A you can't even tell me that much

[Instrumental] G/F# G D5 Am7/G G/F# G D5 Am7/G [Verse]

^G/F# Two^G-thirty in the morning ^D5 ^Am7/G And my gas tank will be empty soon ^G/F# Neon^G sign on the horizon ^D5 ^Am7/GRubbing elbows with the moon ^G/F#A sa^Gfe haven of sleepless ^D5 ^Am7/GWhere the deep fryer's always on ^G/F# Rad^Gio is counting down ^D5 ^Am7/GThe top 20 country songs A^G/F#nd out^G on the porch the fly strip is ^D5 ^Am7/GWaving like a flag in the wind Y'kno^G/F#w, I d^Gon't look forward ^D5 ^Am7/GTo seeing you again soon

[Pre-chorus]

You'll l^G5ook like a photograph of yourself ^A5Taken from far far away And ^F5I won't know what to do And ^G5I won't know what to say

[Chorus]

Exc^Gmaj7/Bept fuck y^G/Bou ^CAnd y^D/Aour untouchable face ^Gmaj7/BAnd fuck yo^G/Bu ^CFor e^D/Axisting in the first place An^Gmaj7/Bd who am I^G/B Tha^Ct I s^D/Ahould be vying for your touch Sai^Gmaj7/Bd who am I^G/B ^CI bet^D/A you can't even tell me that much

[Instrumental] G/F# G D5 Am7/G G/F# G D5 Am7/G [Verse]

^G/F# I s^Gee you and I'm so perplexed ^D5 W^Am7/Ghat was I thinking? ^G/F# Wha^Gt will I think of next? ^D5 Wh^Am7/Gere can I hide? ^G/F# In ^Gthe back room there's a lamp ^D5 Th^Am7/Gat hangs over the pool table A^G/F#nd whe^Gn the fan is on it swings ^D5 Ge^Am7/Gntly side to side

[Pre-chorus]

There's a c^G5hanging constellation Of^A5 balls as we are playing I s^F5ee orion and say nothing The o^G5nly thing I can think of saying

[Chorus]

^Gmaj7/BIs fuck yo^G/Bu ^CAnd y^D/Aour untouchable face ^Gmaj7/BAnd fuck yo^G/Bu ^CFor e^D/Axisting in the first place An^Gmaj7/Bd who am I^G/B Tha^Ct I s^D/Ahould be vying for your touch Sai^Gmaj7/Bd who am I^G/B ^CI bet^D/A you can't even tell me that much

[Outro]

Sai^Gmaj7/Bd who am I^G/B ^CI bet^D/A you can't even tell me that much Sai^Gmaj7/Bd who am I^G/B ^CSomeb^D/Aody just tell me that much

Sai^Gmaj7/Bd who am I^G/B ^CSomeb^D/Aody just tell me that much Sai^Gmaj7/Bd who am I^G/B ^CSomeb^D/Aody just tell me that much

Sai^Gmaj7/Bd who am I^G/B ^CSomeb^D/Aody somebody just Tel^Gmaj7/Bl me that ^G/Bmuch ^COh oh^D/A oh

[Vocal ad-lib] Gmaj7/B G/B C D/A (x8) Oh oh oh oh... [Ending] Gmaj7/B G/B C D/A Gmaj7/B G/B

Ani Difranco - Untouchable face