Ani Difranco - 32 flavors

^Am7squint your eyes and look ^Emcloser I'm not^Cadd9 between you and your ambit^Gion I am a ^Am7poster girl with no ^Emposter I am t^Cadd9hirty-two flavors and ^Gthen some and I'm^Am7 beyond your peripheral ^Emvision so you ^Cadd9might want to turn your ^Ghead cause som^Am7eday you're going to get ^Emhungry and eat ^Cadd9most of the words you just s^Gaid

both my^Am7 parents taught me about ^Emgood will and I have ^Cadd9done well by their ^Gnames just the ^Am7kindness I've lavished on stran^Emgers i^Cadd9s more than I can ex^Gplain s^Am7till there's many who've turned out their ^Emporch lights just so ^Cadd9I would think they were not ^Ghome and ^Am7hid in the dark of their ^Emwindows til I'd ^Cadd9passed and left them al^Gone

^Gooooooh Hey ^Am7ya h^Emey yaa^Cadd9aahaa x4 [Verse 3] and god ^Am7help you if you are an ^Emugly girl course too ^Cadd9pretty is also your ^Gdoom cause ^Am7everyone harbors a secret ^Emhatred for the ^Cadd9prettiest girl in the ^Groom and god ^Am7help you if you are a ^Emphoenix and you dare to^Cadd9 rise up from the ^Gash a thousand ^Am7eyes will smolder with^Em jealousy while you are ^Cadd9just flying ^Gback

I'm ^Am7not trying to give my l^Emife meaning b^Cadd9y demeaning ^Gyou and I would ^Am7like to state for the ^Emrecord I did ^Cadd9everything that I could ^Gdo I'm not ^Am7saying that I'm a ^Emsaint I just don't ^Cadd9want to live that ^Gway no, I will^Am7 never be a ^Emsaint but ^Cadd9I will always ^Gsay

squint your ^Am7eyes and look ^Emcloser I'm not ^Cadd9between you and your ^Gambition I am a ^Am7poster girl with no ^Emposter I am ^Cadd9thirty-two flavors and ^Gthen some And I'm ^Am7beyond your peripheral ^Emvision So you ^Cadd9might want to turn your ^Ghead Cause s^Am7omeday you might find you're ^Emstarving and ^Cadd9eating all of the words you ^Gsaid

^Gooooooh Hey ^Am7ya h^Emey yaa^Cadd9aahaa x4 Am7 Em Cadd9 G