Andrew Lloyd Webber - Shed be far better off with you

ALEX ^GI should ^Dnever have come ^Cback here... GEORGE Oh, don't talk such nonsense! ALEX ^GI'll bow ^Dout now -- It's the ^Cdecent thing to do. GEORGE Don't be abs^Gurd. ALEX I'm a dis^Aaster... GEORGE Oh, come, c^Come! ALEX ...It wouldn't ^Emlast a week ^C-- She'd be far b^Detter off with y^Gou.

GEORGE ^GYou two h^Dave your lives b^Cefore you. ALEX It would end in murder... GEORGE I^G'm too o^Dld for her -- It's h^Cigh time I withdrew. ALEX Your place is h^Gere. GEORGE The jowls are d^Aropping... ALEX It's the l^Cight. GEORGE ...The paunch needs ^Empropping up ^C-- She'd be far be^Dtter off with y^Gou.

BOTH Your words are g^Aenerous and selfless, But al^Cas untrue ^Em-- ^C She'd be far ^Dbetter off with ^Gyou.

ALEX ^GYou are st^Deeped in wit and w^Cisdom. GEORGE Well, I've learnt the odd thing... ALEX ^GYou could te^Dach George Bernard ^CShaw

GEORGE I had a ^Ggo... ALEX You've dined with ^AGarbo... GEORGE Only ^Ctwice. ALEX ...Translated "^EmLa Boheme" -^C- She'd be far b^Detter off with y^Gou.

GEORGE Y^Gou're athle^Dtic. ALEX You're dist^Cinguished.

ALEX Y^Gou're more s^Deasoned. GEORGE You can s^Ckate.

GEORGE Just half an i^Gnch. ALEX We're talking ^Adrivel. GEORGE So we ^Care. BOTH Can't we be ^Emcivilized? ^CShe'd be far ^Dbetter off with ^Gyou.

Your words are g^Aenerous and selfless, But ^Calas untrue ^{Em C}It's only ^DRose that matters!^G Just take a ^Alook; there's no comparison Betw^Ceen us two -^Em- ^C She'd be far b^Detter off with y^Gou!