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GIf I had a cigarette for every time a perfect stranger asked me for a cEmigarette then I'd have enough Ccigarettes to get me through the Gday. And if I had some sGpare change every time a perfect stranger asked me for some sEmpare change then I'd have enough Cspare change to take care of these bills I need to pDay. And dude I kEmnow that Ctimes are Dtough but that does Emnot mean that Cyou can have my sAmtuff So how about a Gride? I can drive you to the Emshelter We can eat dinner at the CAndre house and you can even take a sDhower Cause I think Emyou Cdeserve much mDore than a smoke and 50 cAments You Emdeserve to be selfC-sufficient and buy your Down cigaAmrettes
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GOh, when the saints, oh, when the saints, oh when the saints go marching iDn GThey will feed you so muchC pizza that you'll fGorget about the Drut that you are Gin GOh, when the saints, Oh, when the saints, oh when the saints come marching Cin GWell I'm sure they'll feel so much Dbetter with the Cillusion that they are Dhelping out those Gsinners when all theyC really do is Dbuy those so called sinners Gshitty dinners Like 5 dollar CHot and Ready pizzas and high Dfructose corn syrup punch You diGabetic and apathetic, wCondering when they will bring you lunch to the Gpark they keep you Cin, when the Gsaints go Dmarching Gin So I wish I had a Gcigarette for every time a perfect stranger asked me for a cEmigarette C Am? G but I wonder what a cigarette will really do to help that person out I wish toG God I had some spare change for every time a perfect stranger asked me for some sEmpare change C Am? G but there's not enough spare change in the world to make such an empty gesture count.