Andrew Jackson Jihad - Scenesters

^COh my god there's scenesters everywhere^{G C}With their hair gel and their vintage t^G-shirts ^CWhy didn't the shins come to phoenix? ^{G C}And why didn't mirah come to phoenix? ^G

^AmBecause the modified is too small ^EAnd the marquis is too big ^CAnd the complex is rightfully dead ^FAnd the hipsters with their s^Amnide comments and ^Eaversion to applause C G ^COh my god hardcore kids everywhere ^{G C}With their hair gel and their color green ^{G C}How do they look so ^Ggood while their ^Cconvictions remain so strong?^G

Because their ^Amhair gel that they use isn't tested on ^Eanimals And their ^Cswallow tattoos are fucking la^Fme And ^Amcocaine is essentially ve^Egan And they ^Cdon't give a fuck ^Fanyway C [pause] G [pause] They're so vain, and yes, this song is about them C G C G ^COh my god post-hardcore kids everywhere^{G C}With their violence and pomposity ^{G C}So fucking straightedge getting high of^Gf of self-righteousness ^CAnd praying to a sideways cross ^G So ^Amurban, so ^Einfantile, so ^Cangry, so young, and so ^Fpoor Am E [pause] They don't need to use a crutch 'cuz they've got the wheelchair C G ^COh my god there's assholes everywhere ^{G C}Pretentious fucking assholes everywhere^{G C}Oh my god there's assholes everywhere ^{G C}Pretentious judgmental assholes everywh^Gere End on G.