Andrew Jackson Jihad - People who can eat people are the luckiest people in the world
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Rejoice!
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C
F G C
F G C
F G F F F F F F F F
Am G C
CRejoice, rejoice, God's ears are stitches
AmRejoice, his eyes are big Xs
Oh, rejCoice, his arms are burning witches
Oh, rejAmoice, his hands perform hexes
FRejoice despite the fGact this world will hCurt you
And rejFoice despite the fGact this world will kiCll you
And rejFoice despite the fGact this world will tCear Emyou to shAmreds
FRejoice because you're trGying your bCest
F G C
F G C
F G F F F F F F F F
Am G C
And rejCoice, the bed you sleep in is burning
Oh, reAmjoice, the sky's fucking falling
Oh, rejCoice, the world we know is turning
Oh, reAmjoice, your father's been calling
FRejoice although this woGrld will devasCtate you
And rejFoice although this woGrld will penetCrate you
And rejFoice althGough you wiCll nEmot surAmvive
FRejoice, you'll never mGake it out alCive
F G C
F G C
F G F F F F F F F F
Am G C
And rejCoice, your hair it smells like burning hair
Oh, reAmjoice, your nails all got chewed off
Oh, rejCoice, and holy fuck you're bleeding there
Oh, reAmjoice, you burned your whole beard off
FRejoice despite the fGact this world will hCurt you
And rejFoice despite the fGact this world will kCill you
And rejFoice despite the fGact this world will tCear Emyou to sAmhreds
FRejoice because you're trGying your bCest
F G C
F G C
F G F F F F F F F F
Am G C
Tabbed by Sean Keeley [2008]
Brave as a Noun
People Who eat People are The Luckiest people in the world
** = strumming pattern such as in the intro.
Standard tuning: EADGBe
Sean uses all open chords in this and at most times, the partial barre chord of F.
But it doesn't matter which ones, I guess.
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Intro: C**
I could go off the deepC end,
I can kill all my best fAmriends.
I can follow those styliFsh trends.
God knows I can make Gamends.
But I've got an Cangry heart, filled with cancer and Ampoppy tarts.
FIf this is how you folks make art, well that's fucking Gdepressing.
AmAnd it'sG sad to know
Cthat we are not alFone
Amand it's sad to know there's no Geasy way out.
C**
Im afraid to leaCve the house,
Im as timid as aAm mouse.
Im afraid if I gFo out
Ill out wear my Gwelcome.
Im not a courageCous man.
I dont have anAmy big, lasting plans.
Too cowFardly to take a stand,
I want to keep Gmy nose clean.
AmAnd it's sad toG know thatC we are not aFll alone in this,
Amand its sad to know there's no hGonest way out. F
AmIn this life we Glead, we cCan conquer evFerything
AmIf we can just get the braves to Gget out of
C**
bed in the morning.
Survival Song
C F C G C F C G C
C
CI broke my promise on a Fvery sharp rock
and CI was possessed by Gsomething quite unfriendly
and CI was Ghaunted by a Amdemon in my Fsleep
and Cthat's how I Glearned how to surCvive
C
and CI gave a beer to a Fbum that was drinking
and CI gave some sauce to my Gbestest friend for cooking
and CI gave Gwater to Amall I thought were Fthirsty
and Cthat's how I Glearned how to surCvive
C
and CI gave some money to my Fbank for safe keeping
and CI gave some money to my Glandlord he was needing it
and CI gave Gattention to the AmTV that was Fbleeding
and Cthat's how I Glearned how to surCvive
C
If you Cain't got the do re mi boys
If you Cain't got the do re Gmi
Well you'd Cbetter go back to beautiful FTexas
OklaChoma Kansas GGeorgia TennesCsee
CaliCfornia is a garden of eden
a Cparadise to live in or Fsee
but beClieve it or Gnot you won't Amfind it so Fhot
If you Cain't got the Gdo re Cmi
C
and CI just ripped off a Fman named Woodie Guthrie
and CI bought a restaurant Gfor his son named Alice
and CI fed Gfalse inforAmmation to the Faudience
and Cthat's how I Glearned how to surCvive
C
and CI give a thank you to my Ffather for leaving me
and CI give a finger to my step Gfather for beating me
and CI give Gprops to Ammyself for Fachieving
godCdamn I'm Gglad that I surCvived
godCdamn I'm Gglad that I surCvived
C
and CI just handed you a Fgiant load of gibberish
and CI give love to a Glover quite deserving of it
and CI give Gthanks to Amall of you for Flistening
to the Cstory of how we Gall learned how to surCvive
Bad Bad Things
Am Em Am
Am Em Am
Do you remember me?
I killed your Cfamily
And Gnow I am going to kill you Ftoo
I made your Ambrother bleed
I made your Cfather scream
GAnd I made your mother say those things that Fshe said to me
She said, Am"Do with me whatC you want,G but please dFon't hurEmt my family, don't hurt my family
Take my prAmide, take my Clife, take my Gbody but don't Ftake the ones that are Emclose to me.
Oh, Amdo with me what you Cwant, but Gplease don't Fhurt my Emfamily, don't hurt my family
Take my Ampride, take my Clife, take my Gbody but don't Ftake the Emones that I love."
And I continued without Ammercy
Am Em Am
Am Em Am
So I looked into your eyes
And I saw a Creflection
Of a Gcoward that you and I both hate very Fmuch
And then I Amgrabbed the knife
And I let the Cblood out of your throat
And I Gsmashed those tiny mirrors inside of your Fskull
And I got to thinking
If I Amdon't go to Chell when I Gdie I Fmight go to Emheaven
If I Amdon't go to Chell when I Gdie I Fmight go to Emheaven
If I Amdon't go to Chell when I Gdie I Fmight go to Emheaven
If I Amdon't go to Chell when I Gdie I Fmight go to Emheaven
Might go to heaven, but probably Amnot
No More Tears
hords are right. listen to the song for timing. some of the words might be wrong.
this is my first tab, gimme a break
No more tCears, no more cAmrying
FNo more Gsighing, lying, or dCying
No more HCIV, no more tAmweeking
FNo more drugs with our Gimmune systems being wCeakened
Just Fhappy times and Ghalf-ass rhymes and Cmimes is mimes of Amears
But Fmost of all GI want no more Ctears
No more Cbad times, No more Ambummers
FNo more SUGV's and no more Chummers
No more rCacism, no more discrimiAmnation
FNo more fucked up Gfolks keeping people out of Cour nation
We're all Fone big band all Gacross this land and Cwe should sing in Amtune
Lets Fgrow the balls to Gbreak the walls. We've Cgot to do it Amsoon
But Fmost ofG all I want no more Ctears. No more Amcrying
FNo more Gsighing, lying, or dyiCng F C
Bells & Whistles
Pretty crazy chord changes in the beginning. Pretty sure this is right, though.
Listen to the song for strumming.
INTRO (over the "whoa oh"s):
F G C E Am G F x 3
F G
C G
C G
C G
C G
VERSE:
CI have often wondered if a pregnant woman iAms decapitated
GWill the baby survive? Will the baby survive? Oh oh oh
CI have also wondered if that baby lives its lAmife
GWhat kind of life will the baby lead? And will the baby ever be happy? No
CHis heart will be bloated and swollen just like his soul Am
Too biGg to fit in his body
CAnd I don't think that I can take it
AmAnd I don't think that you can take it
GAnd I know he sure as hell can't take it
GSo we all go, so we all go, so we all go
Repeat the INTRO here.
Randy's House
intro:Am G C Em x2
AmI've got the Grotten apple Ccore Emfeeling, Amdying Glike Ca living Emghost, Amnow GI'm
Clying on the Emground not making a sound, Amthinking GI love Cyou the Emmost.
FAnd I Ghope our Ccandles flicker and Amdie Fso Gthat Cour hearts Emdon't burn to the
Amground, Fdown, down, Gjust like Randy's AmhouGseC. Em
repeat
intro
AmWhen Gyou Ckissed me on the Emcheek with a gun AmI bGecame Ca setting Emsun, Amnow
Gyou're heading Cwest bound Emwhile I'm Amlying on the Gground Cthinking you were
the Emone.
FAnd I Ghope our Ccandles flicker and Amdie Fso Gthat Cour hearts Emdon't burn to the
Amground, Fdown, down, Gjust like Randy's houseC.
A Song Dedicated To The Memory Of Stormy The Rabbit
The bells or xylophone or whatever in the intro is just Am G F x 3, then E, but played like...
A---77----55---33---33----|
E-5-----3----1----1-------|
x3, then
A---22---22---22---22-------------|
E-0----0----0----0----------------|
You can play the chords for the song or play the rhythm like it is above, both sound
Here's the chords with the words for the whole song.
AmFor four four nightsG I have fled from my fFortress
AmForaging foreGsts five footsteps Fin length
AmFortitude fouGnd within forty ounce Fbottles
AmFlowing like fliesG from your face F
EFrom your face
AmMy neighborhood haGs been filled brim with blFack cats
And wheAmn I go driving tGhey walk in my path F
EAll the time, every time
La da dada dum da daAm dum da da dum G F
La deeda da dum da dAma dum da da dum G F
Am G F
La deeda da dum da da dum da da dEum da da dum da da dum
AmFirst we were babiesG, we're birthing and dyFing
AmThen we were childrenG, we're playing and cryingF
AmThen we're teenagers weG're smoking and fuckFing
AmNow we're all grownuGp and we're sadly sighiFng
And lackAming but lurking aGnd licking our woundFs
We've created byAm lusting anGd lying F
ETo ourselves and to others
Am G F
We're sadly sigh-hyhy-hy-Ehyhy-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-ing
Am G F
We're sadly sigh-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hEy-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-ing
Am G F
We're sadly sigh-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hyE-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-ing
Am G F
We're sadly sigh-hyhy-hy-Ehyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-hyhy-ing
And I'd Amlike to be a bGig ballF of meat
For beesAm to buzz Garound and eFat
When I die, sEo I might be granted
One sense of purpose Am
END
PEOPLE 2 THE RECKONING
Intro: Am, C, G, F (use your "pinky finger" for each chord; listen to the song)
Am, C, G, F (hold on F for 8 measures second time)
Verse: (Note:don't do the "pinky thing" for the singing parts)
AmNobody knows everything
We knowG this to be true
FEverything is difficult
Except what'Cs in front of Gyou
AmBut it's complicated even under your nGose
FBullshit math equations
And your Chighs and your lGows
And your Ammanic depression
It cGomes and it goes
Your paraFsympathetic nervous system reacts
And you'Cre in fGight-or-flight mode
Am, C, G, F (Note: "pinky thing")
Am, C, G, F (hold F for 4 measures second time)
Verse: (same chords as 1st verse)
HAmow's the world so small when the world is Gso large?
AFnd what made the world, could I please sCpeak to who's in chGarge?
EAmverything is real but it's alGso just as fake
FrFom your daughter's birthday party to your graCndmother's Gwake
AAmnd your bi-polar illness, Git comes and it goes
Your parasymFpathetic nervous system reacts
And yCou're in fiGght or flight
YouC're in fight oFr flight
You'Cre in fight oGr flight mode
Am, C, G, F (Note: "pinky thing")
Am, C, G, F (hold on F for 8 measures second time)
Verse: (same chords as 1st verse)
AmI've tried to know which words to sing Gso many times
AndF I've tried to know which chords to play
ACnd I've tried to make it rGhyme
AndAm I've tried to find the key that aGll good songs are in
FAnd I've tried to find the notes to make that great reCsounding diGn
AmBut there's a bad man in everyone
NGo matter who we are
FThere's a rapist and a Nazi living Cin our tiny heaGrts
ChAmild pornographers and cannibals, aGnd politicians too
TFhere's someone in your head waiting to fuCcking stGrangle you
AmSo here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
PCeople love you more, oh never Ammind, oh never Gmind
In fucking faAmct, Mrs. Robinson
The worlCd won't care whether you live or Amdie, live or Gdie
In fucking faAmct, Mrs. Robinson,
They probaCbly hate to see your stupid Amface, your stupid Gface
So here's to yAmou, Mrs. Robinson,
C Am, C, G, F
You live in an unforgiving place.
Am, C, G, F (hold F for 8 measures 2nd time)
(Note: "pinky thing")
Personal Space Invader
Tabbed by: CadetPD
Email:Ska.Boss66@gmail.com
Tuning:standard
C F Am Em
CI gave birth to Ftwin wire hang ovAmers. Em
Cand now I am a Fpersonal space iAmnvader. Em
CI've got essays, FI've got finals Amdue. Em
CI have got Flots and lots of pAmroblems. Em
CLook out!
EmLook ou-ah-how-ow out
C F Am Em
CAnd how can you put Fthat straw up your Amnose, Em
when you Cknow how Fcoke is maAmnufactured? Em
CIts made by children Ffor the immatuAmre. Em
CIt is made Fby babies who've been Amcaptured. Em
CIt's a sin against your fellow mEman.
C Em
C F Am Em
Changes Tempo
And Cwelcome to this Fworld, have as muchAm fun as
you would likeEm while
helping Cothers have as muFch fun as you are Amhaving. Em
Be Ckind to those you Flove, and be Amkind to those you dEmon't.
But for CGods sake you gottaF be kind, and rAmespectful because we'Emre all one soul.
Be the best fucking human you could be!
CKeFepAm spEmeeding up each time
People
Great, reasonably fast track here. Very enjoyable to play.
Standard tuning.
G
People are wasteful, they waste all the food
People are hateful and Dpeople are rude
But GGod I B5love some peoCple sometimes G
Because people are Dvery, very speciaGl
And people are impatient, they don't know how to wait
People are selfish and Dpeople are prone to hate
But GGod I B5love some peopCle sometimes G
Because people are the grDeatest thing to happGen
I said God I B5love some peopCle sometimes G
Because people are the grDeatest thing to happGen
And people are people regardless of skin
People are people Dregardless of creed
GPeople are B5people regaCrdless of gendeGr
People are people regarDdless of anythingG
I said people are B5people regaCrdless of gendeGr
People are people regarDdless of anythingG
And people are my religion because I believe in them
People are my enemies and Dpeople are my friends
GI have fB5aith in Cmy fellow maGn
And I only hope that Dhe has faith in meG
I said I have B5faith in Cmy fellow maGn
And I only hope that Dhe has faith in mGe
I said I have B5faith in Cmy fellow maGn
And I only hope that Dhe has faith in mGe
Tabs compiled by OLLIE868686