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Beginging is minor barre chords starting at E on the A string, down to D on A, then a C power chord rooted on A, then a G Power chord rooted on A at the 10th fret. (I think that's right, it was kind of a PITA to figure out) Intro: (Barre) Dm Gm (power chord) F C C F C (Done quickly) I used to be a dead guy C F C (done quickly Now I'm a fuckin' Jedi
DmAnd I've got lots of nGews for you DmAnd I've got a long Glist of Fthings to do C F C (Done quickly) I used to dwell on the present C F C (Done quickly) I used to be so Hesitant DmBut now I've got my whole life Gto live Dm G Dm Fm (staccato) And I've got all my love to give to all you fuckers that I hayayate CIt's like the Gift of the Magi F C CIt's like the Gift of the Magi F2!C DmYou sold your soul to buy Gsome tits DmI sold my soul to grow a dGiiiiiiick CWe've gotta get him in the van F C CWhat if he resists?F C DmKick him in the back of Gthe fuckin' head DmPut him in the back of tGhe fuckin' Vayayayan CIt's a miracle of scienceF, C CThis portrayal of violencFe C DmIt lives inside us Gall Dmit lives inside ourG hearts Dm Fm (staccato) Just like a stupid fucking tape wooooorm
Play into Who can we blame?
CThe husband divorced his wife F C Cafter she cut her hair F C Dmbecause she was way less Gfuckable DmAnd that's just Gunforgiveable CMoved into a condoF C Cand hung out by the POOOLF C DmHe never wore a baGthing suit DmBecause he wanted scope out the Gtalent CIf god doesn't like ugly F C CHe does't like anybody F C DmFuck god anywayG DmHe's osbsolete G Dm Fm (staccato) My god thinks my jokes are funny
Intro There is no one to blame People are just fuckin' mean GO ?SONS?