All tabs written out separately by denoted contributors Artist: Andrew Jackson Jihad Album: Christmas Island Year: 2014 Tuning: Standard Temple Grandin by Andrew Jackson Jihad tabbed by Arcelle

^GOpen up your murder eyes and ^Csee the ugly ^Dworld that spat you ^Gout ^GOpen up your ugly mouth and ^Csing the words it ^Dtaught you to spit 'em ^Gout

In the ^Emdays before the damage no one ^Amknew if we were happy In the ^Emdays before the damage dying ^Dwasn't nearly even easy now So ^Copen up your murder eyes and ^Dsee the ugly world that spat you ^Gout ^C ^G ^C ^D

^GStevie Wonder to the b^Cullshit ^GStevie Wonder to the b^Cullshit, baby ^GWrite a ^Dnice pop song a^Gbout it

^GCut the world in half I bet that ^Cyou will go and ^Dfind a sleeping ^Ggiant ^GTurn the page just to wake him up and then ^Cturn the page and then ^Dturn the page to ^Gkill him

In the ^Emdays before the damage boredom ^Gwas the same as waiting In the ^Emdays before the damage water ^Bmwas the only raining In the ^Cdays before the damage human ^Cmbeings weren't the ones who did the ^Emchasing ^D ^G ^COpen up your murder eyes and ^Dsee the ugly world that spat you ^Gout

Hellen Keller to the ^Cbullshit ^GHellen Keller to the ^Cbullshit ^GTo break ^Dthrough your iso^Glation ^Bm ^Em ^D ^C ^Bm ^D ^GTemple Grandin to the ^Cbullshit ^GTemple Grandin to the ^Cbullshit baby

^GFind a ^Bmnicer way to ^Emkill it Find a ^Dnicer way to ^Ckill it ^Bm ^D ^GFind a ^Bmnicer way to ^Emkill it Find a ^Dnicer way to ^Ckill it Find a ^Bmnicer ^Dway to ^Gkill it

Find a ^Bmnicer way to ^Emkill it Find a ^Dnicer way to ^Ckill it Bm D G Bm Em D C Bm D (end on) G Find a nicer way to kill it

------------------------------ Children of God by Andrew Jackson Jihad tabbed by rockerkid812

^GIn came the being born police Bm(Barre chord) to take the newly undeceased ^Emi was the soften gaze upon a child of g^Dod ^Gwhen the sky was full of teeth ^Bmanticipating that sweet release ^Emi was the little engine that could i was a courtroom b^Domb sniffing dog ^Cand the blood collector ^Dcollected blood and the ^Gcannib^Dals all s^Emang ^Gtra la ^Dla la l^Ema la la^D la la^Gy

t^Ghey found the weird calling card in^Bm a puddle of body parts in^Emside a bowl of angel hearts that the children were ea^Dting ^Gi was a vampire hunter, ^Bmi was a pregnant mother ^Emi was a tear shed from the ones that die belie^Dving ^Cand the blood collector ^Dcollected blood and the ^Gcanni^Dbals a^Cll sang ^Gtra la ^Dla la l^Ema la la^D la la^Gy

G G7

^CThunder dome, ^Dbroken home ^Geverybody d^Cies alone i wanna g^Cive a shout out to the inn^Docent byst^Ganding ^D ^Gand at the corner of my eye co^Bmming out from the teeth filled sky with eyes as r^Emed as a dogs ass hole when you see it shi^Dtting ^GI saw the children of god as ^Bmthey walked on slovenly by the usb ^Emports in their arms are ble^Deding ^Cand the blood collector ^Dcollected blood and the ^Gcanni^Dbals a^Cll sang i th^Gink i c^Dan i th^Emink i c^Dan i th^Gink i c^Dan i th^Emink i c^Dan ^Gtra la ^Dla la l^Ema la la^D la la^Gy

------------------------------ Do, Re, and Me by Andrew Jackson Jihad tabbed by Gregory616 Intro: C-Am-F-G

I ^Cwalked ^Aminto a ^Froom full of ^Gcorpses The ^Froom all smelled like ^Gflowers There were ^CNikes on their ^Amfeet Hail and ^Fsmile under the ^Gcloth

I ^Cgazed ^Aminto the ^Fsouls of all the ^Ghorses That ^Fjumped off all the ^Gbridges In those ^Cwild western ^Amdays A ^Fspaceship made of ^Gdeath

^CDo. ^AmRe. F G Mi Fa So La Ti ^FDo, ^GRe, and ^CMe.

(C)-Am-F-G

I ^Cgave ^Aminto the ^Fneeds of all my ^Gmasters ^FMan is the ^GBastard is a ^CBrutal fucking ^Amband And ^Fthey hate Thomas ^GLenz

I ^Cfell ^Aminto a ^Fcoffin full of ^Gorphans And ^Fthey all had been ^Gslaughtered By a ^Cwebsite-making ^Amman With ^Fmusic in his ^Gheart

^CDo. ^AmRe. F G Mi Fa So La Ti ^FDo, ^GRe, and ^CMe ^Am ^FDo, ^GRe, and ^CMe ^Am ^FDo, ^GRe, and ^CMe

------------------------------ Coffin Dancer by Andrew Jackson Jihad tabbed by keckwin Intro: Am C Am C

^AmShoot him again ‘cause I can see his soul da^Cncing ^AmShoot him again ‘cause I can see his soul da^Cncing ^FI’m gonna miss thi^Ams place

If you ^Amgive it to me I’ll give it back much h^Carder If you ^Amtreat me like a son, then I’ll treat you like a dau^Cghter ^FEveryone has a ^Amfuture, ^Feveryone has a ^Csoul, ^FEveryone has a ^Cheart, they ^Ghave a ^Ammind, they ^Ghave con^Ftrol. (Oh-^Amoh)

The ^AmCoffin Dancer dances like he has something the prove because he ^Cdoes He s^Amleeps a couple hours in the morning, hates the morning when he ^Cwakes up.

F Am

The ^AmCoffin Dancer dances like he wants to make a friend, but he ^Cdoes not The ^Ameye contact he makes with each and everyone he doesn't see is^C kinda hot I ^Fdon’t wanna go t^Amo here, there'^Fs nothing left to go o^Cn here, There’^Fs nothing left to go on, but th^Ce love and sense o^Gf tender in you^Fr eyes. (O^Amh-oh)

C Am C

^AmShoot him again ‘cause I can see his soul d^Cancing. ^AmShoot him again ‘cause I can see his soul d^Cancing. ^FI’m gonna miss thi^Ams place ^FI’m gonna miss it^Cs face Just ^Glike a ^Amvein in^Gside my ^Fheart. (Oh-^Amoh)

F Am F Am ------------------------------ Getting Naked, Playing with Guns by Andrew Jackson Jihad tabbed by britton.dejong (corrections by philiphatessp and MOUSECOP) The E7 occasionally includes a bend on the B string. e -0- B -3- G -1- D -0- A -2- E -0- C E7 Am G F G C E7 Am G F G

^Cgetting naked and ^E7playing with guns there's a ^Amgerbil in the ^Gmicrowave a ^Fbaseball bat in ^Geveryone ^Csharing kisses and ^E7building a bomb we'll ^Amset it off like ^GMicrosoft in ^F94' we'll ^Amset it off like ^GMicrosoft in ^F94' ^C

^CMcdonalds play-place b^E7efore the Xbox ^Amcake frosting ^Gsweet talking ^Fbedroom wall ^Gcovered in knives ^Ctouching god ^E7burning shit we'll ^Ammake a wish and ^Gtake a trip to ^Ffuture town like ^Gour daddy did

^Fand we'll kill the ^E7neighbor kid who ^Amonly wants to b^Ge our f^Friend ^E7his dad is dead enough that his ^Amnew dad can ^Gcure the ^Fbends we'll ^Ammake a wish and ^Gtake a trip to ^Cfuture town

^Cfeeling weird yet ^E7tasting sweet it's a ^Amtop bottom ^Grock smoking ^Fmagic mask ^Gmaking it bleed ^Cfeeling sweet ^E7getting weird ^Amnow i can see the ^Gplayground from the ^Ftrees ^Amand i can see the ^Gplayground from the ^Ctrees

C E7 Am G F G C E7 Am G F G

^Fand we'll show the ^E7neighbor kid what o^Amur love a^Gctually m^Feans ^E7he's here from out of town and i ^Amheard he's got ^GADD^F we'll climb the ^Gtallest branch with a ^Crifle full of ^Fdreams and we'll ^Amblow the little ^Gdickhead up to ^Csmithereens

------------------------------ I Wanna Rock Out in My Dreams by Andrew Jackson Jihad tabbed by Slendin

I wanna ^Frock ou^Ct in my d^Dmreams Ins^Bbtead of waking ^Cup I wanna s^Dmleep ^BbWearing black leather pa^Cnts with ^Fboots too ^Ctall to ^Dmsee me I wanna^Bb rock ou^Ct in my ^Fdreams

^FSince I got back ^Cfrom the place you ^Flive I ^Bbhaven't been the ^Csame I just eat and ^Fdrink a lot I should p^Bbrobably say that I ^Cmiss you and I can ^Feven rhyme ^Cthat with ^Dmkiss you But ^Bbthese days that just ^Cseems too god damn ^Fcheap

I wanna ^Frock out^C in my d^Dmreams Ins^Bbtead of waking ^Cup I want to s^Dmleep ^BbSweet dick denim j^Cacket, s^Fhredding the ^Cflying ^DmV I wanna ^Bbrock ou^Ct in my ^Fdreams

The ^Folder I get the ^Cbetter I am at ^Flying The more ^Bbfriends and family ^CI have dead or d^Fying It's ^Bbharder to define ^Clove, I've got to ^Fdrink more if I ^Cwanna catch a ^Dmbuzz The ^Bbolder I get the more a^Crticulate I am at ^Fwhining

[Instrumental] F C Dm Bb C Dm Bb C F C Dm

I wanna ^Bbrock out^C in my ^Fdreams I wanna ^Bbrock out^C in my ^Fdreams I wanna ^Bbrock out^C in my ^Fdreams I wanna ^Bbrock out^C in my ^Fdreams

------------------------------ Kokopelli Face Tattoo by Andrew Jackson Jihad tabbed by jmpalmer1 Intro: F

^FI was a sexy little viper ruin in the corner of King Tut tomb when the hate train started^Bb ^C going choo ^Fchoo. ^FI was a rat on a burning ship

When we sunk, our fire got put out.

It was just like the great plague^Dm, ^Bb It's like the birth of u^Cnderwear. ^C ^B ^Bb Hey dude I hate ^Ceverything you do ^FBut I’m trying really hard t^Dmo not hate you ^BbHating you won’^Ct make you suck any le^Fss

F Bb C F

^FI was a wheel in a war machine Now I’m a toilet in a restaurant Somebody’s gotta do it^Bb ^C I know my place^F ^FI was a baby killing Cadillac

Now I’m a drug induced heart attack

Somebody’s gotta do^Dm it ^Bb I know my place^C ^C ^B ^Bb Hey dude I hate ^Ceverything you do ^FBut I’m trying really hard t^Dmo not hate you ^BbHating you won’^Ct make you suck any le^Fss

F Bb C F Dm C B Bb G

^GHave you ever wanted to be ^BbHave you ever wanted wanted to see Someone ^Fbetter, in the ^F#mirror ^GHave you ever wanted to go ^BbHave you ever wanted to know Somewhere ^Fgreener, me fucking^A neither! I bet ^Dmyou got something b^Ceautiful in m^Bbind ^F ^E ^F ^FThey’re gonna beat me till I’m black and blue

Give me a kokopelli face tattoo

And I’ll tell you a secre^Dmt ^Bb Kreuz is German for Willia^Fms ^FIn the blood cult of the mislead youth I’ve got a bad case of the yellow fla^Cshligh^Ft blues Let me tell you some weird shit ^Dm ^BbThere's gonna be a big old ^Ccivil war inside my house tonight. ^BbHey dude I hate ^Ceverything you do ^FBut I’m trying really hard t^Dmo not hate you Bb C F (Barred on the 8th fret. Add your pinky to the 10th fret on the e Hating you won’t make you suck any less string the last time you play the F)

------------------------------ Best Friend by Andrew Jackson Jihad tabbed by iamtheopal G Am Bm C D x2

^GEverything ^Ammakes me ^Cbleed ^Emthe sparkle won??^C?t shine if yo^Du don’t feed it light Balls d^Geep in rea^Amlity ^C I s^Bpend all my ^Emtime getting s^Dtrung out on life It’^Ams not our world a^Dnymore It’^Ams not our world a^Dnymo^Cre Your ^Gdead best ^Amfriend is ^Bmwalking up the ^Emstairs He’^Cs walking up th^De stairs wit^Gh you

^G Wh^Amat is the wind^C saying? ^Bm Does it ^Emtell who isn??^D?t there? ^G ^AmDo the spirits ^Chaunt us ^Bm by ^Emblowing through ^Dour hair?

It’^Ams not our world a^Dnymore It’^Ams not our world a^Dnymore Your ^Gdead best f^Amriend is ^Bmwalking up the s^Emtairs He’^Cs walking up th^De stairs with^Am you

It’s not ou^Dr world ^Bm And it never^Em was And ^Cthat’s not ou^Gr problem ^CThat’s not o^Gur problem ^Danymore

------------------------------ Linda Rondstadt by Andrew Jackson Jihad tabbed by baby_alligators Tabbed from "A Fistful of Vinyl" Performance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko9-_DV5P-8 --- Chords (Verses): Chords (Chorus): | C/G: E7: Am: F: G(either): | C: CM#11/B: Am: G: -0- -0- -0- -1- -3- -3- | -8- -7- -5- -3- -1- -0- -1- -1- -0- -3- | -8- -7- -5- -3- -0- -1- -2- -2- -0- -4- | -9- -9- -5- -4- -2- -0- -2- -3- -0- -5- | -10- -10- -7- -5- -3- -2- -0- -3- -2- -5- | -10- -10- -7- -5- -3- -0- -0- -1- -3- -3- | -8- -7- -5- -3- Chords (Bridge): D7: G7: -5- -3- -6- -3- -5- -4- -7- -3- -5- -5- -x- -3- --- Intro: C/G E7 Am F G C/G C/G E7 Am F G C/G Do walk-down after last C/G using these: -0--0--0--0--0- -1--1--0--0--0- -0--0--0--0--0- -2--2--2--2--0- <- Focus on bottom 3 strings for last shape -3--3--3--3--3- -3--3--3--3--3-

^C/GToday I lost my ^E7shit in a muse^Amum It was a ^Fvideo insta^Gllation of Linda ^C/GRonstadt ^C/GAnd I really miss my ^E7friends, but I don’^Amt see them ^FAll I see is this ^Gvideo of Linda ^C/GRonstadt

(Do walk-down)

^C/GToday the salt and ^E7sun ran down my ^Amface ^FAfter a year of ^Ghiding all my ^C/Gfeelings ^C/GAnd I totally lost my ^E7shit in that mus^Ameum ^AmAll from a ^Fvideo installa^Gtion of Linda ^C/GRonstadt

(Do walk-down then stop) (Use chorus chords in this section) C CM#11/B Am G I almost made it through a year of choking down my fears